Evotis 

A revolutionary mouse by prolink

He's such an evotis

Evotis by raoulsk October 18, 2021

Egotist

Someone who thinks of his/herself much more highly than anyone else, and one whom usually thinks only for their own sake. Egotists can be manipulative if profits outweigh losses, and are generally non-biased when giving advice and criticism.

They are different from narcissists in the way that they live in reality. Unlike popular belief, because egotists are so in love with themselves, they also criticize themselves much more. Warning: Egotists are fragile creatures, do not try to change their ways, their opinion of humans will drop even further.

Egotist: Hey man, welcome to my party!
Friend: Why do you have so many parties again?
Egotist: Because every time I accomplish something, I feel like having one. :)
Friend: Don't you run out of money?
Egotist: Not really, I made a plan of all the times I can have parties, and their budgets. *shows schedule.
Friend: You are crazy.
Egotist: Shut up and enjoy the party.

Egotist by SilverYukiru October 8, 2014

emotisode

a series of three or more emoticons or emoji that tell a story in a visually episodic manner

OMG so my boo just send me the grossest emotisode of a shart. It was a finger with the OK sign, followed by a fart cloud followed by a poo emoji. Ewwww!

emotisode by hello world champion April 25, 2015

Egotistical

It means you think you're self centered, highly intelligent, better than everyone, beneath someone's level, narcissist, arrogant, cocky, selfish, and self absorbed. you think you are hotter than other people and smarter than others. you think you're the best at everything and that you're never wrong. you only find yourself perfect.

Egotist: i am way hotter than everyone, everyone is beneath me!
Person: Totally not true!
Egotist: Shut up! i am better than you!
Person: Wow
Egotist: Don't just plod against me! show me some respect or don't have a right to talk to me!

Tom is very egotistical he thinks his muscles are better looking than other guys, he has no respect he has self respect in himself. Tom thinks he makes excellent food.

Egotistical by TheAwesomeJUNK October 31, 2018

Egotistical Bastard 

A cocky, and sickeningly self obsessed being with little or no apprehension of their own insignificance. Often cast aside by society, these people truly believe that the earth revolves around them and are often spied making sexist, elitist or plain retarded remarks.

Those girls don't fancy you man, you're an egotistical bastard.
If you weren't such an egotistical bastard, you'd have friends.

Egotistical Bastard by wordqueen95 February 25, 2011

Emotistical 

someone who acts like a girl over the internet ussually full of themselves while not having a highschool diploma or ged.. also see Beefcaike

Beef is the most emotistical retard ive ever known on the internet

Emotistical by gnarlydewd May 3, 2009

egotistical asshole 

Kanye West

That so-called celebrity talking so rude to the people asking for his autograph is such an egotistical asshole and so full of himself. If it weren't for those fans, he wouldn't be rich & he'd be a nobody!

egotistical asshole by Texas Toys September 10, 2016