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Someone who thinks of his/herself much more highly than anyone else, and one whom usually thinks only for their own sake. Egotists can be manipulative if profits outweigh losses, and are generally non-biased when giving advice and criticism.

They are different from narcissists in the way that they live in reality. Unlike popular belief, because egotists are so in love with themselves, they also criticize themselves much more. Warning: Egotists are fragile creatures, do not try to change their ways, their opinion of humans will drop even further.
Egotist: Hey man, welcome to my party!
Friend: Why do you have so many parties again?
Egotist: Because every time I accomplish something, I feel like having one. :)
Friend: Don't you run out of money?
Egotist: Not really, I made a plan of all the times I can have parties, and their budgets. *shows schedule.
Friend: You are crazy.
Egotist: Shut up and enjoy the party.
by SilverYukiru October 05, 2014
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From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.
"Ugh, I wish Reddit wasn't full of STEMlords the entire goddamn time."
by nopeidontneedanameok October 15, 2015
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Someone who wants to date a girl with the same name as themselves so they can scream their own name during sex
egotist: ohhh me yes baby give it to me
by Young Reezie November 04, 2009
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1. a person who insists on talking about himself/herself when you want to talk about yourself
2. a person who yells out his/her own name on reaching orgasm
Theo is such an egotist. He is not just foolishly infatuated with himself. With him it is the real thing.
by yorrick hunt January 25, 2008
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1. a person who insists on talking about himself/herself when you want to talk about yourself
2. a person who yells out his/her own name on reaching orgasm
Theo is such an egotist. He is not just foolishly infatuated with himself. With him it is the real thing.
by yorrick hunt January 21, 2008
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an extremely boastful, self-righteous person. One who comes off as a friendly person until he gets into a position of power, whereupon the abuse of such power follows. He declares his actions as always being the right ones; never admits wrongdoing, even when evidence suggests the latter. When he is punished for his actions, the "blame-game" will ultimately be implemented, whereupon he will become extremely defensive of himself and disrespectful to others.
(1) a backstabber, a bully, an imposter (such as a friend who is really a foe), Internet tyrants, etc.

(2) a very mild form of megalomania
by Postman January 13, 2005
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