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Evinrude 

The most bad ass outboard engine for small craft boats ever made. Evinrude is the sub company of BRP Canada. The newer models include the Evinrude "E-tec." These motors are simple and have less complicated parts that would otherwise potentially breakdown but have a rugged build; they still maintain incredible horsepower and performance.
Bob: "Hey what kind of outboard are you going to throw on the back of your Zodiac Hurricane Jim?"

Jim: " A fuckin' Evinrude 250 H.P. four stroke bitch! As a matter of fact, two of them."
Evinrude by murphymarine May 16, 2011

Crank up the old Evinrude 

The process of trying to get and old, tired dick ready for battle. A rallying cry for boaters.
It had been so long since I ducked, but with a willing spirit, I attempted to crank up the old Evinrude.

Evinrude 

An Evinrude is when an individual, male or female, reaches directly behind them and strokes the penis of a another individual. The motion must closely mimic the movements one would use on the control shaft of an Evinrude outboard motor, most commonly found on a jonboat or similar craft.
Susie gave me an Evinrude while we were standing in line for a Plan B pill.
Evinrude by Daddylongdick813 February 19, 2019

Evinruding 

Anal motor-boating. Planting your mouth between the buttocks and shaking your face side to side accompanied by a motor boat like sound.
Last night I was evinruding that guys tight ass.
Evinruding by balthy buns October 17, 2013
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026