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Evinrude 

The most bad ass outboard engine for small craft boats ever made. Evinrude is the sub company of BRP Canada. The newer models include the Evinrude "E-tec." These motors are simple and have less complicated parts that would otherwise potentially breakdown but have a rugged build; they still maintain incredible horsepower and performance.
Bob: "Hey what kind of outboard are you going to throw on the back of your Zodiac Hurricane Jim?"

Jim: " A fuckin' Evinrude 250 H.P. four stroke bitch! As a matter of fact, two of them."
Evinrude by murphymarine May 16, 2011
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Evinrude 

An Evinrude is when an individual, male or female, reaches directly behind them and strokes the penis of a another individual. The motion must closely mimic the movements one would use on the control shaft of an Evinrude outboard motor, most commonly found on a jonboat or similar craft.
Susie gave me an Evinrude while we were standing in line for a Plan B pill.
Evinrude by Daddylongdick813 February 19, 2019

Crank up the old Evinrude 

The process of trying to get and old, tired dick ready for battle. A rallying cry for boaters.
It had been so long since I ducked, but with a willing spirit, I attempted to crank up the old Evinrude.

Evinruding 

Anal motor-boating. Planting your mouth between the buttocks and shaking your face side to side accompanied by a motor boat like sound.
Last night I was evinruding that guys tight ass.
Evinruding by balthy buns October 17, 2013
Tom is always evenrude
Evenrude by Evnrnd February 1, 2022

Evinrudin' 

"Trollin' wasn't something they was doin, its called evinrudin'."
Evinrudin' by RRGERSTER July 11, 2023