Eurlo

another term for human soul

I, KïngRöo have a eurlo, while Röbby over there is the devil, making him a glöb.

Eurlo by KïngRöo March 6, 2024

euroflation

The fact that European football players stats are better than South Americans' because in European qualys for the world cup and the new made-up marketing tournaments (Nations league) the strong national sides play against Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Armenia, San Marino, and Genovia, among many other tiny countries. These games usually end up 8-0

Jonah: man, Lewandowski has scored 13 goals in his last 5 games playing for Poland
Dan: that's because of euroflation. Last 5 games Poland played against Northern Macedonia, Faroe Islands, Gibraltar, Armenia, and The Vatican
Jonah: bu-bu-but look at those stats, he's definitely better than Messi, right?
Dan: No, he isn't

euroflation by RationalFootballFan from Chile June 20, 2023

Eurocentric 

Systems of philosophy and historical revisionism to downplay the culture, innovation and intelligence of darker persons.

As a eurocentric, I have never read a time in history of any West African high technological civilizations.

Eurocentric by thescientist100 November 5, 2011

EURO TRAINING 

The most hardcore training regimen known to man. The style is defined by adding excessively explosive, though arguably not extraneous, movements to common exercises. In addition, the vocalization of the phrase with a slight pause after each word (ex between reps) should be performed for optimal results.

The term was coined by actor/dancer Terry Crews on an episode of My Wife and Kids.

guy1: Yo, wanna go for some EURO TRAINING?
guy2: ... My chest gonna look like yours?
guy1: In-Deed.

EURO TRAINING by myk04l September 6, 2009

Eurobeat 

A type of energetic music originated in italy but only sold in Japan. People often mistake it for techno music but it is NOT techno. It usually has a BPM of 140-160 and made up with synthesizers and a few guitars here n there. Eurobeat has an offical dance called Para Para, in which you you use your hands and arms mostly. Eurobeat is also played in the anime Initial D which also made eurobeat more popular in the USA.

Him: what kind of music do u listen to?
Me: something you probably never heard of.
Him: let me listen
*listens*
Him: oh so its techno
Me: no its called eurobeat, now go f*ck yourself

Eurobeat by Initial D September 28, 2005

AP Euro

A class taken by naive sophomores and one junior that didn't heed the warnings of the poor souls before them. If you are debating on taking this, I don't recommend it unless you are a god of anti-procrastination. If you do decide to do it, be warned that it WILL leave a bad taste in your mouth for future AP classes. The reason for this is the feeling of futility that surrounds you once you realize that everything you learned about the War of the (fill in the blank) and the Whatever The Fuck Crisis was for nothing apart from that one question on Trivia Crack. Also, if you have a teacher that doesn't lecture the entire year but still expects you to do well on the chapter tests every friday and get a 5 on the AP exam, then you must go to SCHS and be clinically depressed (I'm sorry).

WARNING ** This class will make you question the point of education and life as you know it ** WARNING

First day of school

Mom: Hey son, got any homework tonight?
Son: Yeah, AP Euro
Mom: Oh really? I meant that as a joke, it's the first day of school...
Son: Well, it can't be THAT bad, right?

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Friday, May 6th 2016

I emerged from the testing hall and was filled with a strange but vaguely familiar warmth. What was it, that filled my body so gloriously with rays of strength and euphoria. I opened my faded and bloodshot eyes that hadn't seen anything other than Jackson J. Spielvogel's Western Civilization 9th Edition textbook for 8 months. I gazed at the horizon at a bright but pleasant light.
"Sun..." I whispered aloud, remembering the name of the post Scientific Revolution center of the solar system. My eyes wandered to the fields of trees dotting the horizon, and the numbness I felt from the test began to wear off. I had a new melancholic emptiness inside me, a hole in my heart from the now useless information of the entirety of European history encompassing the later middle ages until the present day. My faded and bloodshot eyes welled with tears of happiness, as though I had finally regained something I had lost a long time ago. I took my first few steps as a new person. I was home now. I was free.

AP Euro by deadinside000 May 20, 2016

eurobeat 

eurobeat • ユーロビート

A music style characterized by fast beats per minute, heavy synthesizers, occasional guitars, and dramatic vocals. Originally spawned off of Italo disco with a handful of Italian labels pioneering the genre; now an international cult sensation, with the majority of it's creators releasing songs primarily in Japan.

In the west the style is mainly known via Dance Dance Revolution and other rhythm games, as well as the Initial D animation; both which showcase a wide variety of artists.

Avex Trax holds the longest running anthology of eurobeat, with its Super Eurobeat (SEB) series. Vocaloid, Touhou, and even automobile franchises have all sprouted their very own spin of Eurobeat, eg. Toho Eurobeat (TEB).

Often compared to Pop, Electronic Dance Music, House, Dubstep, and R&B; due to the ambiguous and niche nature of the genre, it's hard to pinpoint and classify it, making it one the most versatile musical styles in the world.

The dancing style Para Para is often associated with Eurobeat.

To date, eurobeat is exclusively sold in Japan.

eurobeat by lunaswav3 June 4, 2016