For the mercifully unacquainted, Eurest is the worst foodstuff in America or anywhere else, is a horrifying diarrhea sludge that Boeing Employees are forced to eat.
Whatever virtue this bad-tasting Z-grade atrocity once contained derived from its exemplification of a
set of certain cherished
American fables—immigrant ingenuity, the cultural melting pot, old things combining into new things—and has now been totally swamped and consumed by different and infinitely uglier
American realities: the commodification of culture; the transmutation of authentic artifacts of human life into hollow corporate brand divisions; the willingness of Boeing Employees to
slop any horrible goddamn thing into their
fucking mouths.
Eurest food is the worst, saddest, most depressing goddamn thing in the world. If it came out of the end of your digestive system, you would turn the color of
chalk and call an ambulance, but at least it'd make some sense. The employees of Boeing see nothing wrong with inserting it into their mouths, which perhaps tells you everything you need to know about The Boeing Company.
Don't eat it.
Don't let your loved ones eat it. Turn away from the darkness.
