Ethanolist

A believer in the fine workings of ethanol.

"Tom you're an alcoholic get a job"

"No Sophie, I'm an Ethanolist, there's a difference"

by TheEthanolistChurch March 12, 2021

Ethanolism

The belief that anything can be solved with a drink.

I was a fugitive for 5 years in the Saharan desert and I was saved by the moisture god himself. The good people at the Ethanolist Church inspired me to join Ethanolism. I am currently an owner of a multi-million dollar corporation of bottled ethanol.

by TheEthanolistChurch March 12, 2021

ethanolic

any especially green person, determined to save the world, who impresses their beliefs upon others, especially with violence

Sally became such an ethanolic after watching an Inconvienient Truth; she hit me when I didn't recycle a bottle!

by Michael Marx December 28, 2007

ethanrist

Ethan being ethan

Ethan so ethanrist

by Lolethanrist November 15, 2021

ethanistic

the belief of rastafarianism with your main religion

someone who also likes smoking and playing an instrument

im an ethanistic jew

by etorama February 4, 2010

Ethanolic

A real man who drinks pure ethanol.

"Real men drink pure ethanol" - Complex

Emile: Aren't you an alocoholic?
Complex: Nah, real men drink pure ethanol. I am an ethanolic.
Emile: Cool story bro.

by PointZ3RO December 3, 2011

Ethanlisim

A religion that’s been created since the beginning of Quarantine by a man named Ethan Lu. He believes that one day a man will come down from the skies and will pick him up and peg the pedestrians on earth. He is believed to the the prophet of worlds and god of land. He says “dying is for noobs”. This one line has many meanings and only real followers only understand.

Josh: Have you converted to Ethanlisim yet?
Sam: no I have not
Josh: well you should cause he can smack you any minute and you need to be saved
Ethan: (smacks Sam)

by Samuel M Lee October 10, 2021