I was a fugitive for 5 years in the Saharan desert and I was saved by the moisture god himself. The good people at the Ethanolist Church inspired me to join Ethanolism. I am currently an owner of a multi-million dollar corporation of bottled ethanol.
A religion that’s been created since the beginning of Quarantine by a man named Ethan Lu. He believes that one day a man will come down from the skies and will pick him up and peg the pedestrians on earth. He is believed to the the prophet of worlds and god of land. He says “dying is for noobs”. This one line has many meanings and only real followers only understand.
Josh: Have you converted to Ethanlisim yet?
Sam: no I have not
Josh: well you should cause he can smack you any minute and you need to be saved
Ethan: (smacks Sam)