Ethanolism

The belief that anything can be solved with a drink.

I was a fugitive for 5 years in the Saharan desert and I was saved by the moisture god himself. The good people at the Ethanolist Church inspired me to join Ethanolism. I am currently an owner of a multi-million dollar corporation of bottled ethanol.

by TheEthanolistChurch March 12, 2021

Ethanolist

A believer in the fine workings of ethanol.

"Tom you're an alcoholic get a job"

"No Sophie, I'm an Ethanolist, there's a difference"

by TheEthanolistChurch March 12, 2021

Ethanism

A type of religion in with a person named Ethan is ranked very highly on the social ladder. He typically has many followers that do what ever he wants. They follow him and are at his beck and call. His followers can't live with out him and rely on him as a source of happiness.

Person 1: have you seen Ethan today?
Person 2: Yeah, last time I saw him he was preaching about Ethanism.

by Gymnast27 May 23, 2019

ethanolic

any especially green person, determined to save the world, who impresses their beliefs upon others, especially with violence

Sally became such an ethanolic after watching an Inconvienient Truth; she hit me when I didn't recycle a bottle!

by Michael Marx December 28, 2007

Ethanism

It is the usage of sarcasm, with a hint of depression. It is a bi-polar person who is normally negative. It is a person who is rebel and doesn't listen to most people. They try make smart questions seem like stupid questions.

Person: Hahaha that joke was SO funny!
Other Person: (fake laughs) o so was it really?
Person: That was just usage of Ethanism.

by john909 October 23, 2011

Ethanolic

A real man who drinks pure ethanol.

"Real men drink pure ethanol" - Complex

Emile: Aren't you an alocoholic?
Complex: Nah, real men drink pure ethanol. I am an ethanolic.
Emile: Cool story bro.

by PointZ3RO December 3, 2011

Ethanlisim

A religion that’s been created since the beginning of Quarantine by a man named Ethan Lu. He believes that one day a man will come down from the skies and will pick him up and peg the pedestrians on earth. He is believed to the the prophet of worlds and god of land. He says “dying is for noobs”. This one line has many meanings and only real followers only understand.

Josh: Have you converted to Ethanlisim yet?
Sam: no I have not
Josh: well you should cause he can smack you any minute and you need to be saved
Ethan: (smacks Sam)

by Samuel M Lee October 10, 2021