ethanistic
the belief of rastafarianism with your main religion
someone who also likes smoking and playing an instrument
someone who also likes smoking and playing an instrument
ethanistic by etorama February 4, 2010
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tehanistic
tehanistic by tus September 23, 2004
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ethniticity by IAmAtUNT August 14, 2016
Ethanitis
A terminal condition that carries a high risk of mortality for TASIS students. Symptoms correspond with those of HIV. Seek medical help urgently.
Student 1: damn bro I woke up with a soar throat and a cough. I think I might have the cold.
Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.
Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.
Ethanitis by Ethan.4.life October 3, 2021
Ethanitis
Person 1: he smells like a stinky demon today.
Person 2: holy shit he smells like fucking shit and eggs smoldering in hot trash
Person 1: oh boy, he must have a chronic case of Ethanitis.
Person 2: holy shit he smells like fucking shit and eggs smoldering in hot trash
Person 1: oh boy, he must have a chronic case of Ethanitis.
Ethanitis by Bobbyjizz09 May 3, 2022
ethanitis
if someone is always wrong, then they will always be wrong. if one were to say a statement, then that would be wrong. but if they were to later retract that same statement, then they would still be wrong.
they are in a constant state of wrong.
ex: if ethan were to say “i like you”, then that would be wrong. later, if he were to say “i don't like you”, then that would also be wrong.
they are in a constant state of wrong.
ex: if ethan were to say “i like you”, then that would be wrong. later, if he were to say “i don't like you”, then that would also be wrong.
ethanitis
if someone is always wrong, then they will always be wrong. if one were to say a statement, then that would be wrong. but if they were to later retract that same statement, then they would still be wrong. They are in a constant state of wrong.
ex: if ethan (placeholder name, of course *winks*) were to say “i like you”, then that would be wrong. later, if he were to say “i don't like you”, then that would also be wrong.
ex: if ethan (placeholder name, of course *winks*) were to say “i like you”, then that would be wrong. later, if he were to say “i don't like you”, then that would also be wrong.
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