ethanistic

the belief of rastafarianism with your main religion

someone who also likes smoking and playing an instrument

im an ethanistic jew

by etorama February 4, 2010

tehanistic

A person who is irreconsilably evil beyond any repare

"did you see that mass murderer?"
"yeah.. he's tehanistic"

by tus September 23, 2004

ethniticity

The act of cultural appropriation of another's ethnicity and syngergizing it with your own culture.

Damn Bruno Mars has really used his ethniticity well.

by IAmAtUNT August 14, 2016

Ethanitis

A terminal condition that carries a high risk of mortality for TASIS students. Symptoms correspond with those of HIV. Seek medical help urgently.

Student 1: damn bro I woke up with a soar throat and a cough. I think I might have the cold.

Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.

by Ethan.4.life October 3, 2021

Ethanitis

Typically a person who smells horrendous, especially people named Ethan.

Person 1: he smells like a stinky demon today.

Person 2: holy shit he smells like fucking shit and eggs smoldering in hot trash

Person 1: oh boy, he must have a chronic case of Ethanitis.

by Bobbyjizz09 May 3, 2022

ethanitis

if someone is always wrong, then they will always be wrong. if one were to say a statement, then that would be wrong. but if they were to later retract that same statement, then they would still be wrong. They are in a constant state of wrong.

ex: if ethan (placeholder name, of course *winks*) were to say “i like you”, then that would be wrong. later, if he were to say “i don't like you”, then that would also be wrong.

This idiot has ethanitis, they are always wrong.

by janejoe August 12, 2025

ethanitis

if someone is always wrong, then they will always be wrong. if one were to say a statement, then that would be wrong. but if they were to later retract that same statement, then they would still be wrong.

they are in a constant state of wrong.

ex: if ethan were to say “i like you”, then that would be wrong. later, if he were to say “i don't like you”, then that would also be wrong.

This idiot has ethanitis, he is always wrong.

by janejoe August 12, 2025