2 definitions by TheEthanolistChurch

Ethanolist

A believer in the fine workings of ethanol.

"Tom you're an alcoholic get a job"

"No Sophie, I'm an Ethanolist, there's a difference"

by TheEthanolistChurch March 12, 2021

Ethanolism

The belief that anything can be solved with a drink.

I was a fugitive for 5 years in the Saharan desert and I was saved by the moisture god himself. The good people at the Ethanolist Church inspired me to join Ethanolism. I am currently an owner of a multi-million dollar corporation of bottled ethanol.

by TheEthanolistChurch March 12, 2021