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Etection 

Etection is when one detects an erection.
Etection.
Friend 1: do you etect something?
Friend 2: sorry man, I haven't gotten any in awhile and that breeze felt really good.
Etection by Trey_nine May 27, 2016
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What happens to a man when he is sexting his lover.
Jun got an erextion while sexting Amy.
erextion by alcimedes169 June 16, 2009
The vocabulary and language of text-happy Gen Y kids. A lexicon of words that are designed to be phonetic and easier to type/text rather than grammatically correct: Ur, K, BRB, U, 2
My little brother complains about not having a job, but then I look at his application and it says, "UR a gr8 company..." What kind of texticon junk is that?
Texticon by Ellbee May 6, 2009

Etention 

I'm talking to ten girls for etention
Etention by Dristhewriter December 4, 2023

etention 

Claire still gives etention to her ex
etention by Dristhewriter December 17, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026