Esven

Esven is an ordinary, friendly guy. He’s always nice to others, even to those who mistreat him. He loves talking to people, but people don’t seem to like talking to him. This doesn’t bother him though, because he knows that someone out there will. Here’s a little quote from him, “There’s no need to hate them back, they’re just missing out on what’s on my side.”

Guy 1: I’m not feeling so bright today, I wish I could talk to someone

Guy 2: Talk to Esven, he loves talking to people about issues and whatnot!

Guy 1: (Some random excuse not to talk
to Esven)

by italkalot November 23, 2023

no fucks should be given, no, not even one!

When people are being Total Assholes & I don't give a flying fuck or a rat's ass!

Idiotic Assholes! So, no fucks should be given, no, not even one!

by Starchylde July 4, 2016

no fucks should be given, no, not even one

When someone's being a Total ASS to you & you take the higher ground so as to not stoop to their level & you don't give a fuck.

After those people hurt me, I remembered, no fucks should be given, no, not even one!

by Starchylde June 20, 2016

Even-steven

(noun/verb) Mutual partners in an even and equal sexual exchange; the act of an even and equal sexual exchange, more often than not a reference to the sixty-nine position.

Old fashioned in his ways, Nikki insisted of paying for dinner as he felt any decent gentleman would. However when he and Shannon got to the bedroom he also adamantly insisted to go Even-steven, specifically Shannon riding his face and sucking his cock while he underneath her heavenly body with his tongue buried in her sweet pussy or up her snug, just-as-sweet asshole. With an unhidden smile Shannon thought this idea, which never seem to get old or boring, was a win for both of them. Moreover she remembered, 'I just washed those sheets earlier today......oh well' as she shifted slyly out of her sexy, tight jeans as they began to touch.....

by Nikki Stixx December 10, 2020

BBQ evening

James Phelps licking his lips while grilling waffles and meat, many say they can’t escape it.

Normal person: why are you crying?

Phelps fan: I CAN’T ESCAPE IT!

Normal person: what?..

Phelps fan: BBQ EVENING!

by Maddie.malfoy November 16, 2020

What will this evening

What will this evening bring me this morning? Dawn will arise without any warning! As Frank Zappa said, meaning the choices we make in pleasure seeking will bring consequences, sometimes surprisingly fast.

What will this evening bring me this morning? Dawn will arise without any warning!

by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2020

Can't even look at you

The phrase used by a girl when you're so good looking that she can't even look at you because it turns them on so much that they might do something in public with you that may go viral or get them arrested.

Camila: "Gosh you've been hitting the gym hard ughh, baby I can't even look at you"

by DannyDimes April 2, 2021