Essential
Essential by Diggity Monkeez November 26, 2004
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eSSeNTiaL
a very sexy guy with a 10 inch black cock often used for pleasing women by hitting their g spot with their enormous cocks
eSSeNTiaL by bJOHNSONdt aka eSSeNTiaL April 15, 2005
Essential
Teacher: You need to do well in math its very essential
Kid: really how is it useful?
Teacher: It keeps dumb whores like you from becoming doctors and killing all your patients
Kid: really how is it useful?
Teacher: It keeps dumb whores like you from becoming doctors and killing all your patients
Essential by dumbasswhore July 23, 2020
Essential
My essential gettin' dirty AF, I'm gonna mess y'all up one by one.
Make sure you grab your essentials, we throwin the ops a party tonight.
Caught homeboy outside slippin'. He didn't have them essentials with him.
Make sure you grab your essentials, we throwin the ops a party tonight.
Caught homeboy outside slippin'. He didn't have them essentials with him.
essential oils
What anti-vaxxers use to efficiently and effectively accomplish nothing. Quickest way to deny your children their right to healthcare (which is an actual human right, Article 25), killing your children in the process. Normal people use this to moisturize their skin.
Karens usually find their little bottles of nothingness on Facebook in a group full of other soccer moms who have also successfully been tricked by an MLM.
Karens usually find their little bottles of nothingness on Facebook in a group full of other soccer moms who have also successfully been tricked by an MLM.
Karen: Honey, our little girl apparently contracted measles, and I don't even know how!
Bob: Did you get her vaccinated?
Karen: Of course not! I just used some essential oils that I found on Facebook.
Bob: You're such a psychopath. Now I'm grateful that you divorced me and took the kids, because now I can't be held liable. I hope YOU get measles now.
Karen: Well, I'd rather have her die than get infected by the lies of the government.
Bob: Did you get her vaccinated?
Karen: Of course not! I just used some essential oils that I found on Facebook.
Bob: You're such a psychopath. Now I'm grateful that you divorced me and took the kids, because now I can't be held liable. I hope YOU get measles now.
Karen: Well, I'd rather have her die than get infected by the lies of the government.
essential oils by derpsderps February 12, 2019
Essential employee
A person that wants to stay at home in quarantine due to COVID-19 but can't due to the fact they cannot telecommute and there are no legal protections in place for the employee. So, she/he has to make a choice between (A) working for money with the increased risk of exposure, (B) staying at home and burning PTO until it runs out, or (C) leaving the company and having no income. Those living paycheck to paycheck (for whatever reason that may be is inconsequential at this point), wind up putting themselves and their family at greater risk because they have to keep a roof over their heads, clothes on their backs, and food on the table.
John wanted to stay at home during the COVID-19 quarantine across America, but he was told he was an essential employee and could lose his job if he didn't show up for work. Having no savings, John swallowed his pride, went to work, got infected with COVID-19 by a fellow employee in the same situation, and died.
Essential employee by Sausage75 March 24, 2020