"Broo Jessica's birthday is coming up right? She's turning 18?"
"Yeah man finally, we've been dating for 3 years now, it's about time I lose my virginity, I'm god damn 23 years old."
Jessica to her best friend: "When do you think I should tell him that I want to wait until marriage?"
"Yeah man finally, we've been dating for 3 years now, it's about time I lose my virginity, I'm god damn 23 years old."
Jessica to her best friend: "When do you think I should tell him that I want to wait until marriage?"
by DannyDimes December 10, 2020
When a pass is intercepted or deflected it is reduced in quality because it was thrown at Evan Engram
Daniel Jones just threw another interception he is so bad! Nah mate Engram deflected it so u have to add Engram Tax
by Dannydimes January 03, 2021
When a pass is intercepted or deflected it is reduced in quality because it was thrown at Evan Engram
Daniel Jones just threw another interception he is so bad! Nah mate Engram deflected it so u have to at Engram Tax
by Dannydimes January 03, 2021
The wussification of America is still in the early stages and can be stopped if we act quick. This is an ongoing problem that has been developing among many American males. Instead of getting outside and playing sports, they are inside playing video games day dreamin about the next PlayStation console. Instead of drinking Cognac, Wiskey and IPA's, they are sipping on Strawberry Truly's, Mango Bubbly's and Mimosas. Instead of heading to the bar to pick up some mami's, they are netflix and chilling with their girlfriend Jill. Someone please teach these poor millennial men what manly activities are again so all the beautiful women do not move to Russia.
by DannyDimes December 16, 2020
"Yooo broo how did things go last night with Jessica, you give her the ole mickey cobbler?"
"Duude I gave her more than the mickey cobbler, had a god damn 5 course meal down there!"
"Duude I gave her more than the mickey cobbler, had a god damn 5 course meal down there!"
by DannyDimes December 03, 2020
Girls Locker Room Talk:
Stacy: "Omg, did you see Jimmy's skin candy!? I could see it through his pants!"
Shaniqua: "I didnt! I was more focused on Tyrone's, I'm more of a king size snickers gal!"
Hannah: "Hey Franchesca, how did things go with you and Trey last night!?"
Franchesca: "Lets just say I had my fingers on his butterfinger and it didn't take long until he starbursted!"
Stacy: "Omg, did you see Jimmy's skin candy!? I could see it through his pants!"
Shaniqua: "I didnt! I was more focused on Tyrone's, I'm more of a king size snickers gal!"
Hannah: "Hey Franchesca, how did things go with you and Trey last night!?"
Franchesca: "Lets just say I had my fingers on his butterfinger and it didn't take long until he starbursted!"
by DannyDimes December 22, 2020
"Damn broo I saw you macking on those bitties over there, you get any numbiez!?"
"Dawggg it was like taking candy from a baby, got so many numbiez my phone is low on hard drive space."
"Dawggg it was like taking candy from a baby, got so many numbiez my phone is low on hard drive space."
by DannyDimes December 05, 2020