Esmackulate 

To cum so hard that it shockingly smacks your partner.

I haven't gotten head in so long I esmackulated in the back of her throat.

There is a bruise on her ass because I Esmackulated on it.

Esmackulate by Cdandy March 6, 2020

Erackulate 

The experience of having sex with a late term pregnant woman, and in doing so, her tits are squirting milk at you.

I was having sex with Naomi last night, and while she was riding me, she Erackulated all over my face. It was kinda hot!

Erackulate by Tee Cee Deez February 18, 2019

Premature Esnackulation 

When you buy a large amount of snack food as a stash, then proceed to eat it all at once.

I try not to buy much junk food when I do groceries, my boyfriend suffers from premature esnackulation.

Premature Esnackulation by JuggLife May 31, 2016

equackulated

To ejaculate a duck then when it is about to climax you throw it off a roof

*Dude 1* dude you missed it I equackulated with jim last night!
*Dude 2* man that's tight!

equackulated by Lord qumward October 21, 2019

eMACulate chorus

When in a Mac lab and everyone's computer freezes up, making everyone reboot. Upon rebooting the startup sound is played, making it sound as if a Choir is in the room.

The Network is acting up again! i guess i'll have to reboot
emaculate chorus

eMACulate chorus by Jaywalks February 24, 2010

smackulate 

Trash-talking to the nth degree not always consisting of current verbiage. Good examples: Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, any number of NBA players recapping the game they just won. Noun form: Smackulator-one who is proficient at smackulation.

Me and my pardnas was hikin' up a mountainside an we smackulated bout just about evathing.

smackulate by P Dogg April 5, 2007

emmaculate

She's the most beautiful, intelligent and interesting woman you will ever come across. And always gives honest opinions...

Her thoughts have emmaculate

emmaculate by MMB November 23, 2021