smackulate 

Trash-talking to the nth degree not always consisting of current verbiage. Good examples: Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, any number of NBA players recapping the game they just won. Noun form: Smackulator-one who is proficient at smackulation.

Me and my pardnas was hikin' up a mountainside an we smackulated bout just about evathing.

smackulate by P Dogg April 5, 2007

Spankulate 

That brief moment of indecision (or clarity) between seeing a really sweet butt and deciding whether or not to give it a nice little pat. Sometimes you go with it; sometimes you don't.

Whoa! I totally almost slapped that guy's butt. Glad I had a moment to spankulate. I might have made a serious social blunder, right there in the frozen foods!

Spankulate by flyingdog November 6, 2009

smakulate

Smakulate -- masturbate
Smakulation -- masturbation
Smakulits -- skeet, jizz, and milk
Smakulator -- someone who smakulates for people
Smakulating -- masturbating

Smakulate - "Im gunna go in the other room and smakulate before mom comes home..."
Smakulation - "Damn, that smakulation session was crazy yesterday."
Smakulits - "As I walked through the hallway remenants of smakulits dripped onto the floor."
Smakulator - "Here comes the smakulator, maybe she can smakulate me today."
Smakulating - "I ran into the bathroom and began smakulating to pictures of paris hilton."

smakulate by Nick & Taylor October 20, 2006

SMASHULATE

to have sex vigorously,

i smashulated the girl from the club something furious last night.

SMASHULATE by Jaheezy March 31, 2009

smackula

To be smacked in the face with a spatula.

Or being so bored that one will smack face with spatula to keep focused or stay awake during training

I offered my friends some smackula to keep him/her awake during training

I need some smackula to keep me from being bored.

smackula by Buff Jeep Dude February 27, 2011

Premature Snackulation

When you can't contain your hunger and you end up eating a snack before the meal begins.

I was supposed to go out to dinner with my girlfriend tonight, but I had a premature snackulation before I left.

Premature Snackulation by Jacola Gordon October 4, 2010

sacculate 

When playing American football, when one of the defensive unit destroys the quarterback from the opposing team.

"Hey Jim, did you see Josh totally sacculate the quarterback? He has no more head."

sacculate by Josh jmac November 9, 2006