Mountainside

The town nobody knows about but is secretly rich because of its low taxes since it has no highschool. Overall Mountainside kids are pretty nice and innocent until they go to Governor Livingston High School then they start doing drugs, partying, and buying designer items (gucci belts) unless they go to ucvts and just become nerds. Also is a very white and republican town with lots of trump supporters, few asians, and very few hispanic or black people. Mountainside is a beautiful town though with lots of trees and nice houses although it is very hilly.

mountainside? never heard of that town

Mountainside by candysmart May 18, 2019

Mountainside NJ 

Mountainside NJ is a charming town centered in union county. It is the nicest town in union county. It also has the cheapest taxes since their is no high school. Kids don't have anything to do in this town besides "hangout at 711" or drive around in their brand new cars. Most households are two income family's. Everyone in this town thinks their house is worth more than people would pay for it. There is only 5 stores downtown so everybody goes to westfield and considers it their own down town. Mothers have nothing to do but drive around their fancy Volvo or suburban and complete their one task of the day and that is to pick their child up at Deerfield. If you live in mountainside most likely one or more of your parents commute to work in NYC by train or bus. Almost every street in mountainside has at least one poorly build McMansion that will likely concave in the nest 20 years because of the cheap building materials used. If you attended Deerfield middle school god help you because the education system and teachers is best described as poop. If your from mountainside then you will know how many old people are residents of here. The old people walk in the middle of the road causing traffic. Basically mountainside is the breeding grounds for WASPs. Average income in mountainside is about 120,000 dollars but most families are bringing in 200,000 or are living on old money.

Your from mountainside NJ"

"Yes i am"

" You must be a rich ball a shit republican"

Mountainside NJ by Classyman October 15, 2013

was born on a mountainside 

An expression to suggest amazement, it's used when somebody witnesses an event that would never happen in the place that the person came from. In simple words it means to be amazed as fuck.

-Hey dude, look at that pretty-ass girl, I'm so fucking horny!
-I was born on a mountainside

was born on a mountainside by krozer May 14, 2010

himalayan mountainside 

When you put your nuts inside a female instead of your dick

Yooo last night my girl let me do the Himalayan Mountainside!! It was dope!!
Bruh you gotta try the Himalayan Mountainside it was wild!

himalayan mountainside by yvngtruth May 3, 2018

mountain side middle school 

Mms is a school full of shitty ass kids who dont know what the fuck they are doing. Literally half the kids vape including the teachers. All them teachers winans are stupid boomers like davis. The school was build 420 years ago in 1769 and hasnt been rebuild since. If you go to the gymnasium you can have atleast 4 people in the open fucking each other and and atleast 1 behind the bleachers. The teachers sell vodka to the kids for a high price of $69. If you want a free juul go to Mountain Side Middle School (.^.) have a great sexy time

Mountain side middle school is a middle school

mountain side middle school by Davis Dyer January 7, 2020

MountainBiker 

a dumbass that likes jumping down mountains on a bike they are very hot and are very strong

I was riding in front of an epic MountainBiker

MountainBiker by BlackAce1313 September 11, 2019

brokeback-mountainize 

v. to be gay with, or be gay with each other

Why don't you and Paul go brokeback-mountainize each other somewhere?

Why don't you and Paul go brokeback-mountainize somewhere?

brokeback-mountainize by chivvy April 27, 2006