Friend one: Hey have you heard of datsik?
Friend two: Sure he's aight when I want to make slow disgusting love to your mother, but if you wanna jizz in your pants Eskmo makes for a much better time.
Friend two: Sure he's aight when I want to make slow disgusting love to your mother, but if you wanna jizz in your pants Eskmo makes for a much better time.
by Kcaz_0% May 14, 2011
Is a big stoner who is high 24/7..Who lives in Alaska..N wears big coats because his iglou is very cold..But everyone loves Eskmo Matt..because he has da best weed in da world..even thu its frozen..
by Sadie March 03, 2005