Friend one: Hey have you heard of datsik?
Friend two: Sure he's aight when I want to make slow disgusting love to your mother, but if you wanna jizz in your pants Eskmo makes for a much better time.
Friend two: Sure he's aight when I want to make slow disgusting love to your mother, but if you wanna jizz in your pants Eskmo makes for a much better time.
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To wear a strapon backwards like a tail, then have sex with two girls doggy style with one fluid motion, periodically switching sides.
by DerpSauron June 18, 2014
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The term dates back to the early 18th century during The Flood of Atqasuk. The city (at that point only a small fishing village) was flooded due to an unusual and highly dangerous melting of the snow in the area. It is still unknown what caused the snow to melt; the locals believed the Sun God was punishing them for not making enough sacrifices. In order to appease his anger, the village elders told them to catch several tons of fish, and burn them in a great village fire, certain that the smoke and fish flesh would please the god. After doing this for several weeks, as well as ritually dancing for snow to return to the village, a number of polar bears came to the village. The people took this to mean that snow would come for certain, and wished for it even more than before! Within days, the snow came, and thus their Eskimo wishes had been answered.
The term dates back to the early 18th century during The Flood of Atqasuk. The city (at that point only a small fishing village) was flooded due to an unusual and highly dangerous melting of the snow in the area. It is still unknown what caused the snow to melt; the locals believed the Sun God was punishing them for not making enough sacrifices. In order to appease his anger, the village elders told them to catch several tons of fish, and burn them in a great village fire, certain that the smoke and fish flesh would please the god. After doing this for several weeks, as well as ritually dancing for snow to return to the village, a number of polar bears came to the village. The people took this to mean that snow would come for certain, and wished for it even more than before! Within days, the snow came, and thus their Eskimo wishes had been answered.
John is in a restaurant and orders pancakes. He sees the waiter coming with his pancakes
John: "I wish I had a plate of pancakes!"
The waiter sets the pancakes down in front of him, fulfilling the Eskimo wish.
John: "I wish I had a plate of pancakes!"
The waiter sets the pancakes down in front of him, fulfilling the Eskimo wish.
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