Erlang

A tall male with a warm embrace, a sweet smile, an unexpected act, a pessimist but with a solution to every problem, has broad shoulders to bear all the burdens, to love his mate, a man well worth loving.

That sweet boy is Erlang

by anonymous November 23, 2021

The Erlanger Inhaler

(Earl-ang-er) this occurs while a male is receiving oral sex. Pinch the nose of your partner at precisely 7 seconds before ejaculation. Fearing for her death she will gasp for air forcing her to inhale your seman. Freudian studies of the human mind discovered that after near death experiences the human mind craves and becomes addicted to the first memory immediately following the traumatic event. Thus after she experiences an "Erlanger Inhaler" she will be addicted to the taste of your baby batter for the rest of her natural life.

My uptight girl won't swallow, so after properly administering "The Erlanger Inhaler", she can get enough of it.

by Stubby the monkey teaser January 1, 2017

Erling Haaland

Erling Haaland is a very skilled and funny Norwegian footballer who was born in England.

Interviewer: "What's you secret? You scored 10 times in the champions league."
Erling Haaland: "Umm, hArd WorK. "

by Wtf is that?? August 3, 2021

Erlando

A very handsome man! Erlando is a great friend to have! He would give you the shirt off his back. If you date an Erlando you have found yourself a keeper!

He is sweet and caring, he is Erlando!

by Vball13 October 20, 2014

Elang

What a beautifully rare name Elang is! Elangs are usually smart and into the mathematical side of things and are usually really easy to get along with once you know them. They are know for being very annoying but some people love them for that.

Get yourself a Elang and you'll be sure to have a trustworthy friend whenever you need him.

There is something about Elang that I find intriguing. I just do not know what it is.

by Randomcharacter2345 January 6, 2018

Erlanger

The act of people combining both their snot and ejaculate to use as lubrication.

Well, If all else fails you can always pull the Erlanger on her. KY jelly is too expensive anyways.

by Whiteboy502 July 12, 2020

erlinger

To start a sentence strong but in one's pursuit of the most appropriate words, linger for way too long, frequently to the point of not finishing it. Speakers who erlinger are typically obsessed with sounding eloquent or fluent but ironically this very obsession prevents them from attaining their goal.

He wanted to talk about the ridiculousness of his assignment but I never actually learned what was so bad about it because he erlingered halfway through his rant.

by falcon49 August 22, 2021