erlinger 

To start a sentence strong but in one's pursuit of the most appropriate words, linger for way too long, frequently to the point of not finishing it. Speakers who erlinger are typically obsessed with sounding eloquent or fluent but ironically this very obsession prevents them from attaining their goal.

He wanted to talk about the ridiculousness of his assignment but I never actually learned what was so bad about it because he erlingered halfway through his rant.

erlinger by falcon49 August 22, 2021

The Erlanger Inhaler

(Earl-ang-er) this occurs while a male is receiving oral sex. Pinch the nose of your partner at precisely 7 seconds before ejaculation. Fearing for her death she will gasp for air forcing her to inhale your seman. Freudian studies of the human mind discovered that after near death experiences the human mind craves and becomes addicted to the first memory immediately following the traumatic event. Thus after she experiences an "Erlanger Inhaler" she will be addicted to the taste of your baby batter for the rest of her natural life.

My uptight girl won't swallow, so after properly administering "The Erlanger Inhaler", she can get enough of it.

The Erlanger Inhaler by Stubby the monkey teaser January 1, 2017

Erdinger 

The greatest lager on the market. Premium strength (Above 5%).

You can stick your Dutch Gold. I got Erdinger

Erdinger by Snake January 19, 2005

Erlanger

The act of people combining both their snot and ejaculate to use as lubrication.

Well, If all else fails you can always pull the Erlanger on her. KY jelly is too expensive anyways.

Erlanger by Whiteboy502 July 12, 2020

Robert Ehrlinger 

Level 28 night elf. Very homosexual. He like to lick cat vagina. Extreme hater of animal noises. On late nights he enjoys being fisted, red wine, and ling walks on the beach. Also known as Satan, ruler of the gay faggot fairies who buttfuck dudes in the chilli ring.

I'm robert ehrlinger, I don't have any pubic hair. I also like to kiss Brandon Daly

Robert Ehrlinger by Animal Noises January 23, 2011

Eslinger 

An amazingly large bird. Usually blue or purple. Eats unicorns and narwhals.

Woah! Did you see that Eslinger fly by?

Eslinger by Zombiegirl345 May 15, 2012

Erzinger 

A positive adjective used to denote someone or something of high quality; incredibly cool

"Wow, that Beatles shirt is SO Erzinger!"

Erzinger by Kiki (call me!) September 8, 2006