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A guy who has extreme diabetes. Pronounced erector nine
Man: I saw that Erect9r at the mall tomorrow.

penile boy: Lorenzo odea pacheco, Simon Orion page bethel
Erect9r by yeagGuyC July 15, 2025
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Grandad Erector 

A sight so sexually stimulatin that it could raise the dead.
"Look at that stripper shooting ping-pong balls from her hairy scar, that is a grandad erector."
Grandad Erector by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Captain Erector 

Someone by the name of Rick or Tarik who likes to brag about thier cock, saying its one of the biggest around (which isn't true)
this guy thinks he has an erection the size of the Leaning tower of pisa,
But it's only the size of a cashew, he is such a captain erector
Captain Erector by Don_Salvo April 22, 2009

Carmen Erectra 

A glamourous model with titties and an ass so hot you’ll get erections just looking at her, hence her last name.
Gregory: What are you looking up in the internet.
Ben: I’m looking up Carmen Erectra, she’s HOT!
Carmen Erectra by gregben August 28, 2021
inducing arousal in people of the male gender
Oh man, her boobs were so hot they were erectric!
erectric by Blafucock March 15, 2011

Erectric Guitar 

The act of masturbation where one slides his hand up and down his penis while moving his fingers in a fashion similar to playing an electric guitar.
“Yo, I’m so grossed out!!! I went to Sean’s room to see if he wanted to play some ball outside and I caught him playin’ the Erectric Guitar!!! He looked so embarrassed!! ”
Erectric Guitar by GeoNeo714 April 12, 2019

Erector Set 

Those certain females who have such a nice pair of tits on them that, regardless of what she is wearing, it will cause an onlooking male to develop an instant erection.
Oops, I need to excuse myself for a few minutes because that cheerleader has an outstanding erector set on her.
Erector Set by malarrya May 11, 2009
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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