Jtron 3000's definitions

Kruger

A scary hand job from a woman with extremely long fingernails.

"She scared the shit out of me with those kruger nails on my cock."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Eighteen Spoker

Hairy asshole resembling a bicycle wheel.

"I thought I was fucking a man when I saw her eighteen spoker."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Clitty Litter

Vaginal debris. Found in and around a women's underwear.

"Get the scoop, my girlfriend left some clitty litter in my hamper."

by Jtron 3000 September 28, 2005

Blooming Onion

The used and abused asshole of a slut job whore.

"Man, when she took of her dress and asked me to fuck her in the bum, my eyes popped out when I saw that blooming onion staring at me."

by Jtron 3000 September 8, 2003

Cock Lodger

When a guy lives in his girlfriends place and doesn't pay rent.

"I hate Erik, that cock lodger uses her for everything."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Del Rio

As in late 70's and 80's porn star Vanessa Del Rio. She practicaly invented the D.V.D.A.(See Under D). Could take on an army and still want more.

"Yo, that Joan chick is one Del Rio, she took on the whole team and still wanted more."

by Jtron 3000 April 17, 2003

Open your Lunchbox

To float an air biscuit reminiscent in aroma of yesterday's lunch.

"Awww man, who opened their lunchbox in here?"

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003