Definitions by Don_Salvo

Sam 

A good looking boy, with an extremely large cock, the Sam's that work in real estate tend to have the biggest cocks in the office.

Tony: Rick, How big is your cock
Rick: it's 21 inches Big, but if i show you and Sam happens to see it, i would feel embarrassed
Tony: Why???
Rick: Well im Captain Erector with a 21 inch cock, But Sam has a 21 Meter Cock

Sam by Don_Salvo April 23, 2009

Captain Erector 

Someone by the name of Rick or Tarik who likes to brag about thier cock, saying its one of the biggest around (which isn't true)

this guy thinks he has an erection the size of the Leaning tower of pisa,
But it's only the size of a cashew, he is such a captain erector

Captain Erector by Don_Salvo April 22, 2009