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erectoral vote
Garth: "Which one do you like?"
Wayne: "That babe over there. She has my erectoral vote."
Wayne and Garth: "Schwing!"
Wayne: "That babe over there. She has my erectoral vote."
Wayne and Garth: "Schwing!"
erectoral vote by Juxtapose April 17, 2009
Erectoral Porkulation
*At grandpas farm*.....
Dad: Why do you have an erection?
Me: I just saw a black pig...
Dad: So you are suffering from an erectoral porkulation?
Me:Yah....
Dad: Why do you have an erection?
Me: I just saw a black pig...
Dad: So you are suffering from an erectoral porkulation?
Me:Yah....
Erectoral Porkulation by BooBoo1123 January 12, 2012
erectoral vote
erectoral vote by plukkert April 17, 2009
erectoral vote
erectoral vote by Ban-Lord April 21, 2009
erectoral vote
A vote cast into a system for a specific candidate based on their sexiness and ability to make others horny on sight.
erectoral vote by MincedFury April 19, 2009
Erectoral Vote
Your Chinese US history teacher explaining the electoral college 'cuz we don't make 'em smart enough here
Dr Chang: The erectoral vote is how we erect pariticians to the presidency
Student 1: I wish Americans were smart enough to teach American History
Student 2: I remember when Asians were only good at math...
Student 1: I wish Americans were smart enough to teach American History
Student 2: I remember when Asians were only good at math...
Erectoral Vote by smejb May 5, 2009
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