Erectard

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Sorry I can't get it up, I'm an erectard.

Oh man, you use Viagra? I had no idea you were erectarded!

could also be shortened:

When I get drunk, I turn into a total 'rectard!

Erectard by FilmWise June 11, 2011

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Erentard

A man that always misses, he’s basically a walking L at this point

Person:Did you hear what that erentard said
Other person: Yea he said that “eren solos the big 3”, what a dumbass

Erentard by Erentard always misses lol February 19, 2021

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erentard

A man that is conviced he is always right but actually he always misses

erentard: says something thats not true
Everybody: you missed bro

erentard by Bald Goku 19 February 17, 2021

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erentard

Mf that always misses.

Erentard is an asshole that misses

erentard by Mikasa wife February 14, 2021

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erentard

A man that always misses.

Erentard: *says something * automatically misses

erentard by Kennytard February 15, 2021

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Erentard

A mf that misses ,he thinks anything he says is right but missies everything single time

erentard thinks he is so right but missies like this mf dumb

Erentard by Drippyeren February 20, 2021

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Erentard

A nigga that always misses bozo blocked me

Erentard missed hard today

Erentard by Papigogeta February 13, 2021

swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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