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Davud is the best erector he makes me hard
Erector by Non exixtent January 2, 2021

Erector Set 

Those certain females who have such a nice pair of tits on them that, regardless of what she is wearing, it will cause an onlooking male to develop an instant erection.
Oops, I need to excuse myself for a few minutes because that cheerleader has an outstanding erector set on her.
Erector Set by malarrya May 11, 2009

erector set 

This dude I know got his erector set caught in a Salad Shooter. Now he's missing a nut.
erector set by Einstein April 30, 2003

erector protector 

A method originally developed by Sizzle, in which a pillow is used to hide an erection, during a movie or at another unacceptable time.
Woah, that's hot, I better get out my erector protector.
erector protector by T-DUBB 1991 October 25, 2007

erector scale

another term used to describe the scale by which hot women are measured. The scale ranges from 1 to 10 and women are given higher numbers depending on thier ability to induce an erectile response in males merely by being in the room.
Bro 1: "dude check out that chick, she scores at least a nine on the erector scale!"

Bro 2: "Gross dude, she's barely a five."
erector scale by anni non December 14, 2010

erector set 

im horny, let me go get my erector set
erector set by condom head October 11, 2003
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Person 2:......
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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