Enjector 

Someone who replaces every vowel with the letter "e", or most vowels with the letter "e", in text. Even if it completely changes the definition of the word. Same thing goes to people obsessed with other vowels.

bob: hi Jeff!
Jeff: wessep beb.
bob: m8 thats gay.
Jeff: neh thets net gey.
bob: you have serious grammar issues m8. Or your just being a fucking enjector. I suggest getting mental help, or taking grammar courses.
Jeff: welp, i getta geu, cye beb!

Enjector by Definer Of The Milenium May 14, 2022

Ejector seat 

The utterance of any phrase, mid coitus, with the intent of ending said sexual act as rapidly as possible.

As Sean had Shannon bent over the couch he went for the ejector seat maneuver by asking her: 'you don't mind that I'm just using you for sex here, do you?' - Shannon went ballistic . . . . . .

Ejector seat by axeman6980 October 13, 2010

pushing the ejector button

That fantasy of relief that everyone has had when trapped listening to someone who drones on and on about something they do not want to hear.

So we’re driving along on Highway 1, headed northward on a most beautiful stretch of the California coastline, and the next thing I know, I’m pushing the ejector button!

pushing the ejector button by Dr Bunnygirl September 28, 2019

ejector crab 

In the sport of rowing, your oar blade can get trapped under the water's surface, slamming the handle into your chest so hard that you are thrown from the boat. The act of which has been dubbed an Ejector Crab.

Did you see the ejector crab? He flew out of the boat and his chest is dark purple.

ejector crab by Sorta Sorry July 6, 2017

Ejector Seat 

Upon finishing the act of sex in a vehicule open the door,knee the girl in the asshole out the door and send her on her way.

After we went parking i gave her the ejector seat to get rid of her

Ejector Seat by BILLY LEBLANC April 16, 2004

Ejector Treats 

The candy that blows out everywhere when a pilot hits the ejector seat to bail out of a fighter jet.

That way, you may have lost your cool airplane and will soon become a P.O.W. but at least there is candy.

During WWII, the Germans were the first to experiment with Ejector Treats

Ejector Treats by PaulAllensCard February 5, 2015

Human ejector seat 

The act of sneaking up behind a male friend preferably a homie grabbing the ball sack and yanking backwards

Ben: Lmao I gave Dave a human ejector seat the other day

Dan: Lmao that shit must've hurt

Human ejector seat by ThatDocIsASpy September 19, 2020