PaulAllensCard's definitions
A mean prank for which you will need the following items: A sleeping girlfriend or friend, an apple carved into a little jack-o-lantern complete with a lit birthday candle inside, and a glass of icewater. Hang the scary apple-lantern from a string in front of the sleeper's face, dip your hand in the icewater until it's very cold, and then cover their mouth with your icy hand. They will instantly wake up and see a red glowing head in their face and attempt to scream, only to be muffled by an icy, dead hand.
by PaulAllensCard May 20, 2013
Get the Rasputin's Revenge mug.When you sit on someone else's pillow and blow a hot, rancid fart into it as you slowly raise your ass off it to create a sponge effect that will trap the smell inside. Later when that person goes to bed and presses their head into the pillow, the stale fart is ejected right into their face.
My mother-in-law is staying in the guest room, so I made sure to leave a cocoa puff in both pillows.
by PaulAllensCard January 29, 2015
Get the Cocoa Puff mug.The candy that blows out everywhere when a pilot hits the ejector seat to bail out of a fighter jet.
That way, you may have lost your cool airplane and will soon become a P.O.W. but at least there is candy.
That way, you may have lost your cool airplane and will soon become a P.O.W. but at least there is candy.
by PaulAllensCard February 5, 2015
Get the Ejector Treats mug.Your Holiness, we have put up millions in Christian Bail- the gold-plated high-rise cathedral project must be put on hold for now
by PaulAllensCard February 3, 2015
Get the Christian Bail mug.The arrest record of a serial rapist or sex offender ("Jacket" being an acronym for a criminal history file). A play on the infamous "Cosby Sweater".
by PaulAllensCard January 29, 2015
Get the Cosby Jacket mug.Girth Control Pills (def., noun): Any prescription to remedy erectile dysfunction. Includes known dick pills like Viagra, Cialis and Hardonex.
~One more gash-gouging original term by AndyBones, the man who wields the net handle PaulAllensCard~
~One more gash-gouging original term by AndyBones, the man who wields the net handle PaulAllensCard~
by PaulAllensCard November 21, 2016
Get the Girth Control Pills mug.(noun, pron. "Nu-cocky") The strategic act of war in which one country, state or province is bombarded with nuclear missiles from all angles by surrounding hostile nations. Ideally this would end once all belligerent forces have fully expended their stockpiles and the target is covered in pearly white fallout.
"Mr. President, North Korea just hit Seoul, Okinawa and Taiwan with medium-range ballistic missiles... We have all members of NATO on conference, and they unanimously voted to respond with a Nukkake."
by PaulAllensCard January 29, 2015
Get the Nukkake mug.