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Guy 1: "Hey Jim come over here"
Guy 2: "Are you kidding me? I'm engorphed right now"
Engorphed by BMerf March 6, 2016

Engorged 

Erect to the point of your penis feeling like it’s going to explode. It’s a sign of youthfulness.
Robert: I saw her ass and I swear I felt precum come out of my engorged penis.
Arthur: Wonderful. I hope you don’t bust a fat nut the next time you see a nice butt.
Robert: My dick does what it wants to do.
Engorged by True_Lust July 21, 2019

blood engorged mayonnaise cannon

(n) Penis; male mammal reproduction organ, also used to expell urine.
He was thumping his blood engorged mayonaise cannon for the majority of the night.
To be victimized or wronged by the company or boss you work for. The term originated from Enron, a Texas company that collapsed due to corporate scandal leaving thousands of investors and employees in financial ruin.
We came to work one day and the manager told us the company was closing shop and we could go home. We got enroned with no warning and no severance pay.
enroned by Ojack June 23, 2006

blood engorged whack-a-mole 

The full fledged, raping, pillaging, kitten killing, viking warrior of an erection that comes with total arousal.
"Man, last night I whipped out the blood engorged whack-a-mole and beat the wife to death with it. Got off on self defence, the bitch tried to bite."

blood engorged mayonnaise canon 

Man that guys is a real blood engorged mayonnaise canon
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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