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Guy 1: "Hey Jim come over here"
Guy 2: "Are you kidding me? I'm engorphed right now"
Engorphed by BMerf March 6, 2016

Engorged 

Erect to the point of your penis feeling like it’s going to explode. It’s a sign of youthfulness.
Robert: I saw her ass and I swear I felt precum come out of my engorged penis.
Arthur: Wonderful. I hope you don’t bust a fat nut the next time you see a nice butt.
Robert: My dick does what it wants to do.
Engorged by True_Lust July 21, 2019

blood engorged mayonnaise cannon

(n) Penis; male mammal reproduction organ, also used to expell urine.
He was thumping his blood engorged mayonaise cannon for the majority of the night.
To be victimized or wronged by the company or boss you work for. The term originated from Enron, a Texas company that collapsed due to corporate scandal leaving thousands of investors and employees in financial ruin.
We came to work one day and the manager told us the company was closing shop and we could go home. We got enroned with no warning and no severance pay.
enroned by Ojack June 23, 2006

blood engorged whack-a-mole 

The full fledged, raping, pillaging, kitten killing, viking warrior of an erection that comes with total arousal.
"Man, last night I whipped out the blood engorged whack-a-mole and beat the wife to death with it. Got off on self defence, the bitch tried to bite."

blood engorged mayonnaise canon 

Man that guys is a real blood engorged mayonnaise canon