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Stands for African American Vernacular English, also referred to as Ebonics and black English
Dude 1: Nigga, our employer be trippin’ and finna fire some people because he don’t care about no moral integrity.
Dude 2: Agreed, my ni—oh wait, white person coming, let’s cut the AAVE and code switch General American English.
by True_Lust July 23, 2019

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This man is the last and only true prophet to ever walk this Earth. Vote for him in the Democratic primaries.
Dude 1: Between Andrew Yang and Joe Biden, who do I choose?
Dude 2: Andrew Yang is woke af not gonna lie.
Dude 1: True. Hope he wins against Trump.
by True_Lust July 21, 2019

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The eudaimonia and mental clarity achieved after busting a fat nut, best achieved with having sex with a person you truly love
Dude 1: I couldn’t study Stat Mech for shit. So I went out with this girl I met on tinder and fucked her doggy style.
Dude 2: What does this have to do with Stat Mech.
Dude 1: The Post Nut Clarity made everything click.
by True_Lust July 22, 2019

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Not autistic
An autistic man marries an allistic woman. Whether they choose to have kids or not shoudn’t be influenced by eugenics.
by True_Lust July 22, 2019

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Erect to the point of your penis feeling like it’s going to explode. It’s a sign of youthfulness.
Robert: I saw her ass and I swear I felt precum come out of my engorged penis.
Arthur: Wonderful. I hope you don’t bust a fat nut the next time you see a nice butt.
Robert: My dick does what it wants to do.
by True_Lust July 21, 2019

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Noun - The process by which my grandmother reasons to her conclusion that Earth was created 6,000 years ago with fully evolved organisms.
Dude 1: Bro, this study says that using cell phones causes cancer.
Dude 2: (peruses study design and results) Looks like pseudoscience to me.
Dude 1: But it’s true because I’m afraid that it’s true.
Dude 2: Well, I’m afraid that it’s not true.
by True_Lust July 21, 2019

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Once you listen to this music, you forget that she keyed your car. 11/10
Some say future funk is a subcategory of retrowave. Others says that it is its own separate genre of music.
by True_Lust July 22, 2019

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