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Mathematics

It underpins physics which underpins chemistry which underpins neuroscience which underpins the incurable romantic attraction I feel for Beyonce.
“Mathematics is the poetry of logic.”
- Albert Einstein
by True_Lust July 21, 2019
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Mary

She had a little lamb but a big, fat, juicy personality. I’d sleep with her to conserve body heat in the ill-maintained shed.
Man 1: This is my daughter, Mary. She’s a furry.
Man 2: You castrated the lamb, right?
Man 1: ...
by True_Lust July 21, 2019
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Post Nut Clarity

The eudaimonia and mental clarity achieved after busting a fat nut, best achieved with having sex with a person you truly love
Dude 1: I couldn’t study Stat Mech for shit. So I went out with this girl I met on tinder and fucked her doggy style.
Dude 2: What does this have to do with Stat Mech.
Dude 1: The Post Nut Clarity made everything click.
by True_Lust July 22, 2019
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AAVE

Stands for African American Vernacular English, also referred to as Ebonics and black English
Dude 1: Nigga, our employer be trippin’ and finna fire some people because he don’t care about no moral integrity.
Dude 2: Agreed, my ni—oh wait, white person coming, let’s cut the AAVE and code switch General American English.
by True_Lust July 23, 2019
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Pseudoscience

Noun - The process by which my grandmother reasons to her conclusion that Earth was created 6,000 years ago with fully evolved organisms.
Dude 1: Bro, this study says that using cell phones causes cancer.
Dude 2: (peruses study design and results) Looks like pseudoscience to me.
Dude 1: But it’s true because I’m afraid that it’s true.
Dude 2: Well, I’m afraid that it’s not true.
by True_Lust July 21, 2019
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Curebie

Used to refer to an autism mom who is sheepishly obsessed with curing autism
My mom made a donation to Autism $peaks. What a curebie.
by True_Lust July 22, 2019
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Roses

Roses are red
Violets are blue
A wise man once said
One plus one is two

The Earth is a sphere
For years it’s been here
Due to human distinction
We have a sixth mass extinction

Fuck you, Goldman Sachs.
Dude 1: There’s a short poem I wrote about roses.
Dude 2: What is it? Moses supposes his toeses are roses but Moses supposes erroneously—
Dude 1: No. It’s about anti-intellectualism and global climate disruption.
by True_Lust July 22, 2019
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