True_Lust's definitions

Mary

She had a little lamb but a big, fat, juicy personality. I’d sleep with her to conserve body heat in the ill-maintained shed.

Man 1: This is my daughter, Mary. She’s a furry.
Man 2: You castrated the lamb, right?
Man 1: ...

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Mathematics

It underpins physics which underpins chemistry which underpins neuroscience which underpins the incurable romantic attraction I feel for Beyonce.

“Mathematics is the poetry of logic.”
- Albert Einstein

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Post Nut Clarity

The eudaimonia and mental clarity achieved after busting a fat nut, best achieved with having sex with a person you truly love

Dude 1: I couldn’t study Stat Mech for shit. So I went out with this girl I met on tinder and fucked her doggy style.
Dude 2: What does this have to do with Stat Mech.
Dude 1: The Post Nut Clarity made everything click.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

AAVE

Stands for African American Vernacular English, also referred to as Ebonics and black English

Dude 1: Nigga, our employer be trippin’ and finna fire some people because he don’t care about no moral integrity.
Dude 2: Agreed, my ni—oh wait, white person coming, let’s cut the AAVE and code switch General American English.

by True_Lust July 23, 2019

Occam’s Razor

1. A philosophical shortcut where the simplest possible explanation is the most likely

2. The only razor that makes shaving my face fun

Dude 1: Do you think she’s part of the Russian mafia and is trying to lure me in with her unbearably cute face and angelic voice?
Dude 2: Occam’s Razor my guy. She’s probably just flirting with you because she thinks you’re cute.
Dude 1: Impossible.
Dude 2: Not according to Occam’s Razor.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Planck length

1. The smallest measurable length, 1.616 * 10^-35 meters.
2. The distance light travels in one Planck time, 5.39 * 10^-44 seconds.
3. The length of your penis.

Budge a Planck length and I shoot.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Lurve

The way Keith (stand up comedian) Alberstadt’s ex-girlfriend said “I love you” in one of his comedic anecdotes

Southern Belle: I lurve you.
Keith Alberstadt: Well you complute me.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019