True_Lust's definitions

Engorged

Erect to the point of your penis feeling like it’s going to explode. It’s a sign of youthfulness.

Robert: I saw her ass and I swear I felt precum come out of my engorged penis.
Arthur: Wonderful. I hope you don’t bust a fat nut the next time you see a nice butt.
Robert: My dick does what it wants to do.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Hans Asperger

History: A German psychiatrist who first observed autism, the actual father of Neurodiversity. The former diagnosis “Asperger’s” is named after him.

Leo Kanner took credit for Hans Asperger’s work and catalyzed the medical model’s relatively harsh view of autism.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Curebie

Used to refer to an autism mom who is sheepishly obsessed with curing autism

My mom made a donation to Autism $peaks. What a curebie.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Influstuation

Infatuation and lust at the same time

Dude 1: Oh, Beyoncé, take me away!
Dude 2: This right here is called influstuation.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Roses

Roses are red
Violets are blue
A wise man once said
One plus one is two

The Earth is a sphere
For years it’s been here
Due to human distinction
We have a sixth mass extinction

Fuck you, Goldman Sachs.

Dude 1: There’s a short poem I wrote about roses.
Dude 2: What is it? Moses supposes his toeses are roses but Moses supposes erroneously—
Dude 1: No. It’s about anti-intellectualism and global climate disruption.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Occam’s Razor

1. A philosophical shortcut where the simplest possible explanation is the most likely

2. The only razor that makes shaving my face fun

Dude 1: Do you think she’s part of the Russian mafia and is trying to lure me in with her unbearably cute face and angelic voice?
Dude 2: Occam’s Razor my guy. She’s probably just flirting with you because she thinks you’re cute.
Dude 1: Impossible.
Dude 2: Not according to Occam’s Razor.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Lurve

The way Keith (stand up comedian) Alberstadt’s ex-girlfriend said “I love you” in one of his comedic anecdotes

Southern Belle: I lurve you.
Keith Alberstadt: Well you complute me.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019