True_Lust's definitions

Engorged

Erect to the point of your penis feeling like it’s going to explode. It’s a sign of youthfulness.

Robert: I saw her ass and I swear I felt precum come out of my engorged penis.
Arthur: Wonderful. I hope you don’t bust a fat nut the next time you see a nice butt.
Robert: My dick does what it wants to do.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Self-actualization

In Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, the highest need. This is the need to achieve one’s full potential

Last night, after fucking my girlfriend and realizing how far I’ve come from my incel days, I realized that I achieved self-actualization.

by True_Lust July 23, 2019

Influstuation

Infatuation and lust at the same time

Dude 1: Oh, Beyoncé, take me away!
Dude 2: This right here is called influstuation.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Social Model of Disability

The idea that disability is a result of the flawed structure or oppressive nature of society and not something innately wrong with a person. This idea is promulgated by the Disability Rights Movement.

Teacher: I’m sorry for your disability, John.
John: According to the social model of disability, you can’t make a fish climb a tree.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Memusic

(Emerging Cultural Phenomenon) A musical genre incorporating elements of ragtime, romantic-era piano music, and meme culture created by Charles Cornell, a YouTuber, music tutor, and musician

Dude 1: I wish they had a memusic section on Spotify.
Dude 2: Oh, it must be sooo hard having Spotify premium.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Pseudoscience

Noun - The process by which my grandmother reasons to her conclusion that Earth was created 6,000 years ago with fully evolved organisms.

Dude 1: Bro, this study says that using cell phones causes cancer.
Dude 2: (peruses study design and results) Looks like pseudoscience to me.
Dude 1: But it’s true because I’m afraid that it’s true.
Dude 2: Well, I’m afraid that it’s not true.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Ass

Noun: (slang) The posterior of a human body, often called the butt or booty. This would be my favorite part of the body if it weren’t for the brain.

Dude 1: For real dawg, dat ass caught me off guard.
Dude 2: Sexist.
Dude 1: What’s sexist about noticing an ass?
Dude 2: You’re objectifying women right now.
Dude 1: No, I am simply observing how dat ass caught me off guard.
Dude 2: In verbalizing that observation, you are normalizing rape culture and objectifying women.
Dude 1: Whatever you say bro, I’m still shook from dat ass.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019