48 definitions by True_Lust

2020

This is the year that Donald Trump is elected out of office. Savor it.

In 2020, America will finally have a clear vision when looking at Donald Trump.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Lurve

The way Keith (stand up comedian) Alberstadt’s ex-girlfriend said “I love you” in one of his comedic anecdotes

Southern Belle: I lurve you.
Keith Alberstadt: Well you complute me.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

AAVE

Stands for African American Vernacular English, also referred to as Ebonics and black English

Dude 1: Nigga, our employer be trippin’ and finna fire some people because he don’t care about no moral integrity.
Dude 2: Agreed, my ni—oh wait, white person coming, let’s cut the AAVE and code switch General American English.

by True_Lust July 24, 2019

Her

1. Singular female direct object pronoun in English
2. The girl that causes a tidal wave in your stomach every time you look her in the eyes

Jason: It’s her.
Jamal: Who?
Jason: (points and whispers, tears in his eyes) The girl in the glasses.
Jamal: Really? Her? That naughty librarian lookin’ ass dyke—
Jason: The beautiful, perfect princess—
Jamal: Jason, wake the fuck up from this romantic stupor.
Jason: If only I could be with her...

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Hans Asperger

History: A German psychiatrist who first observed autism, the actual father of Neurodiversity. The former diagnosis “Asperger’s” is named after him.

Leo Kanner took credit for Hans Asperger’s work and catalyzed the medical model’s relatively harsh view of autism.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

SAT

Noun. (Student Aptitude Test) A ridiculous multiple choice test used in the process of applying to college that only evaluates the ability to take the SAT

Me: I just took the SAT.
God: No, the SAT took you, your self-respect, and your money.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Mary

She had a little lamb but a big, fat, juicy personality. I’d sleep with her to conserve body heat in the ill-maintained shed.

Man 1: This is my daughter, Mary. She’s a furry.
Man 2: You castrated the lamb, right?
Man 1: ...

by True_Lust July 22, 2019