blood engorged mayonnaise cannon

(n) Penis; male mammal reproduction organ, also used to expell urine.

He was thumping his blood engorged mayonaise cannon for the majority of the night.

by Meach January 09, 2005

heavy duty

somthing that is really good or you like a lot or a compliment

your suit is heavy duty.
that bitch has some heavy duty tits

by meach October 01, 2003

awetastic

awesome + fantastic

Man, that jump was awetastic!

by Meach September 11, 2003

the mike douglass

banging multiple bitches in one evening

fucking your girl in the afternoon then banging your ex later that night.

by meach October 01, 2003

dudess

The female version of dude, according to George W. Bush.

Dudess, that was AWESOME!

In a White House ceremony last night, President Bush said hello to the "dudes and dudesses" from the US Winter Olympic Team.

by Meach September 11, 2003

snooge

The unintentional display of the upper buttocks. Also known as "Plumber's crack", or "Carpenter's crack".

The large woman was sitting at the picnic table with her snooge hanging out for everyone to see.

by Meach April 06, 2004