Definitions by Meach

blood engorged mayonnaise cannon

(n) Penis; male mammal reproduction organ, also used to expell urine.

He was thumping his blood engorged mayonaise cannon for the majority of the night.

blood engorged mayonnaise cannon by Meach January 9, 2005

snooge 

The unintentional display of the upper buttocks. Also known as "Plumber's crack", or "Carpenter's crack".

The large woman was sitting at the picnic table with her snooge hanging out for everyone to see.

snooge by Meach April 6, 2004

heavy duty 

somthing that is really good or you like a lot or a compliment

your suit is heavy duty.
that bitch has some heavy duty tits

heavy duty by meach October 1, 2003

the mike douglass

banging multiple bitches in one evening

fucking your girl in the afternoon then banging your ex later that night.

the mike douglass by meach October 1, 2003

dudess 

The female version of dude, according to George W. Bush.

Dudess, that was AWESOME!

In a White House ceremony last night, President Bush said hello to the "dudes and dudesses" from the US Winter Olympic Team.

dudess by Meach September 11, 2003

awetastic 

awesome + fantastic

Man, that jump was awetastic!

awetastic by Meach September 11, 2003