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blood engorged mayonnaise cannon

(n) Penis; male mammal reproduction organ, also used to expell urine.
He was thumping his blood engorged mayonaise cannon for the majority of the night.

blood engorged whack-a-mole 

The full fledged, raping, pillaging, kitten killing, viking warrior of an erection that comes with total arousal.
"Man, last night I whipped out the blood engorged whack-a-mole and beat the wife to death with it. Got off on self defence, the bitch tried to bite."

blood engorged mayonnaise canon 

Man that guys is a real blood engorged mayonnaise canon

Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick 

The non engorged dick of Gary Matlock.

(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)
Mike: Did you see Gary's dick?
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.

Engorgeous 

Someone so hot that you get instantly aroused.
Wow, check her out! She is engorgeous!
Engorgeous by Steve Jones June 3, 2005

Cerebral Engorgement 

Expanding veins that causes swelling to the brain, in a result of the human brain exploding inside or bursting out of the human skull. Also an underground death metal band based in California
The Shatter Skull was caused by Cerebral Engorgement