Engorged

Erect to the point of your penis feeling like it’s going to explode. It’s a sign of youthfulness.

Robert: I saw her ass and I swear I felt precum come out of my engorged penis.
Arthur: Wonderful. I hope you don’t bust a fat nut the next time you see a nice butt.
Robert: My dick does what it wants to do.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

blood engorged mayonnaise cannon

(n) Penis; male mammal reproduction organ, also used to expell urine.

He was thumping his blood engorged mayonaise cannon for the majority of the night.

by Meach January 9, 2005

blood engorged whack-a-mole

The full fledged, raping, pillaging, kitten killing, viking warrior of an erection that comes with total arousal.

"Man, last night I whipped out the blood engorged whack-a-mole and beat the wife to death with it. Got off on self defence, the bitch tried to bite."

by Sean is Susejhet May 30, 2006

blood engorged mayonnaise canon

Some random cunt.

Man that guys is a real blood engorged mayonnaise canon

by The definitionaster July 3, 2017

Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick

The non engorged dick of Gary Matlock.

(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)

Mike: Did you see Gary's dick?
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.

by Oscape September 21, 2021

Engorgeous

Someone so hot that you get instantly aroused.

Wow, check her out! She is engorgeous!

by Steve Jones June 3, 2005

Cerebral Engorgement

Expanding veins that causes swelling to the brain, in a result of the human brain exploding inside or bursting out of the human skull. Also an underground death metal band based in California

The Shatter Skull was caused by Cerebral Engorgement

by Heavyguns666 May 5, 2010