EneBall

A football playstyle:

EneBall is a hybrid tactic, developed by decorated football manager John Emenuwe.

EneBall was first seen in the '22 U14 season, in which the UCS U14 used it to great effect, brushing past physically superior opponents.

EneBall is evidently inspired from two other playstyles;

A) Long-Ball Inshallah

90% of chances created in EneBall involved either the GK or two CB's hitting the ball as far as they can, and praying the opponents defence cocked up.

B) Brexit Ball

Official stats show that when EneBall players are under any pressure, the most common course of action is to kick the football very hard.

Opponent: How the fuck did you beat us you guys are fucking awful.

EneBall Team: Doesn't matter how shit we are we played EneBall

by BanzaClaussCozza January 22, 2022

Eyeball Sac Slam

When a girl is eating out a man's ass salad tossingand he's jerking off at the same time. The balls are slapping the girl in the eyeballs.

I thought my friend got in a car accident... but really she had been eyeball sac slammed by her boyfriend

by nrbrown March 31, 2009

little brown eyeball

Another term for the anus. Refers to the eyeball quality of the anus when viewed from certain angles or positions because of its uncanny ability to look at or see through a person.

When I was taking her doggy style, her little brown eyeball soulfully gave me a wink of approval.

by sbp1029 October 21, 2013

EBR (EyeBall Rape)

Any photograph so hideously over processed through the misuse of HDR manipulation that it can be deemed to be guilty of 'EyeBall Rape"

Having spent a small fortune on a DSLR the rookie urban explorer felt that he needed to post-process his shots to look like Scooby Doo cartoons in an epic HDR/ EBR (EyeBall Rape) fest.

by rotate13 June 16, 2013

Mk1 eyeball

Short for "Mark One Eyeball". Refers to using unaided vision to spot something, as opposed to binoculars, radar, etc. Commonly used by military internet know it alls to confuse people in an argument.

Actually you could overwhelm a CBG's defenses with about twenty five small craft attacking from all points of the compass due to the in ability of Ageis to lock onto a small target effectively in the sea clutter. Most confrontations in the Persian Gulf have been observed and started by lookouts using the MK1 eyeball.

by Supaphr33k August 23, 2010

eyeballer

Used originally for people using the website goeyeball.com to price monitor items and save money during the recession of 2009. A more broad definition as someone who knows how to save and keeps an eye on sales.

You're such an awesome eyeballer! How much you save?

by chensi February 8, 2009

eyeball test

To scan over something or someone quickly; to measure without using any tools other than the naked eye; guessing; approximating. A term often used in sports scouting to see if a player or team passes muster without looking at any metrics.

We passed on that short receiver because he didn't pass the ball test.

I know that actress just walked in off the street, but but she passes my eyeball test. Get her signed and to the studio pronto!

I left a blind date before I even sat down. She didn't pass my eyeball test.

That presentation needs to be reformatted to read better. Its simply doesn't pass an eyeball test.

by Tenacious Faulker March 5, 2014