eyeballer 

Used originally for people using the website goeyeball.com to price monitor items and save money during the recession of 2009. A more broad definition as someone who knows how to save and keeps an eye on sales.

You're such an awesome eyeballer! How much you save?

eyeballer by chensi February 8, 2009

eyeballer 

To jiz in someone's eye causing intense moment of happiness, progressing to excrutiating pain and neccesary hospitalisation.

Man... Did you see Tim Jiz in that dude's eye. He's dead. The funerals on Saturday. That eyeballer was intense.

eyeballer by timmylikesoatmeal June 19, 2008

Intersection Eyeballer 

The creature known as the intersection eyeballer is the person opposite of you at a two, three, or four way stop sign who, regardless of coming to a complete stop several seconds before you, looks you up and down for some time until you cannot handle it anymore and proceed to drive out of turn.

Whoa that SUV has been at the other end of the intersection for quite some time. This is pretty close to a stop sign standoff except he's staring me pretty hard. Let's cut this intersection eyeballer off and get out of here

Intersection Eyeballer by atredivum August 22, 2010

Eyeball Sac Slam 

When a girl is eating out a man's ass salad tossingand he's jerking off at the same time. The balls are slapping the girl in the eyeballs.

I thought my friend got in a car accident... but really she had been eyeball sac slammed by her boyfriend

Eyeball Sac Slam by nrbrown March 31, 2009

Emmballer 

The cringiest fucking kid ever that sends dick pics of his 2 incher and vapes a broken pod. He thinks he can rap and has the shittiest YouTube channel ever.

“Hey bro can u show me a shitty Emmballer video” “I can’t show u all of his videos at once!”

Emmballer by ms.storeyisgay September 29, 2018

little brown eyeball 

Another term for the anus. Refers to the eyeball quality of the anus when viewed from certain angles or positions because of its uncanny ability to look at or see through a person.

When I was taking her doggy style, her little brown eyeball soulfully gave me a wink of approval.

little brown eyeball by sbp1029 October 21, 2013

EBR (EyeBall Rape)

Any photograph so hideously over processed through the misuse of HDR manipulation that it can be deemed to be guilty of 'EyeBall Rape"

Having spent a small fortune on a DSLR the rookie urban explorer felt that he needed to post-process his shots to look like Scooby Doo cartoons in an epic HDR/ EBR (EyeBall Rape) fest.

EBR (EyeBall Rape) by rotate13 June 16, 2013