Empa

Goddess, kneel before her.

She is a real empa.

Empa by Qkqnsnnskamqmsnalq November 23, 2021

EMPA rating 

Da level of disturbing "wallop" dat a momentary generated-radiation field produces.

One should tailor da use and intensity of electronic shockwave transmissions based on their EMPA rating --- what might be necessary for stopping mature and robust-natured adults from committing hostile actions would not be safe or appropriate for delicate-natured children or frail/infirm elderly folks.

EMPA rating by QuacksO August 13, 2023

Empachoation 

When a person eats too much and gets too bloated to the point of almost barfing but not quite there yet. It's super close though.

Prof Shamon: oh I better stop eating too much McSpicy, I think i got empachoation.

Empachoation by Oxxy_Montalvy November 15, 2016

empale 

Born from the heavenly depths of St. Mother Ria herself, Empale is a gamebred violent champion in Hypixel's Rankededed SkyWars. Legend has it that if you encounter Empale in a Hypixel Ranked SkyWars match, he will sting you with his monstrous penile and send you back to the lobby in a matter of mere seconds. #EMPALEBESTMASTERS

Sackboy_clunkerpat5: Hey dude, that kid empale fucked me the frickety frick up just now, I think he's cheating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EMPALEFAN696969: LOOOOOOOOOOL STAY MAD LLLLLLLLLLLLLL WASHED YOU ARE! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

empale by jogglepiped_cangorang July 11, 2020

empassage 

When you want to emphasize a particular message in a group chat, or a direct chat.

This word can be specifically used when you want to emphasize a particular message in a chat that may be susceptible to being lost but too good to be left behind.

P - Whoa, you guys need to follow proper netiquette. We should not be flaming these absolutely pathetic answer-siphoning hoes for any reason.

S - Empassage
R - Empassage
K - Empassage

empassage by Vollidiot January 28, 2021

Empathy Boner 

An erection that inexplicably appears when consoling someone.

I held her closely as she cried, hoping she wouldn't notice my raging empathy boner.

Empathy Boner by Sirencio April 16, 2012

Empact 

Empowerment in Action. It means not only giving someone fish and teaching them how to fish, but also empowering them with a sense of possibility so that they may find a whole new way to catch fish that you've never thought of.

As a leader, I am empacting my group.

Empact by Megjo February 5, 2010