kneel
ambient digital music God of all synapse relay networks on sad-b0t infrastructure node 000015.0012a - AKA: Lain Iwakura or ambient spacekore music
kneel by bill_siliconValley September 29, 2005
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Kneel
Dude: Kneel for me
Woman: *gets down on knees and faces the other direction and pushes her ass up then performs a lap dance.
Woman: *gets down on knees and faces the other direction and pushes her ass up then performs a lap dance.
Kneel by I'm PSEUDONYM GUY June 30, 2016
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Kneel Armstrong
The act of receiving a double-handed hand-job while lying on your back. The person giving the hand-job sits kneeling, (preferably naked) next to your side and must be facing you while using both hands to add to a most incredible hand-job experience. (Lube is recommended).
Hence, the 'Kneel Armstrong'.
Hence, the 'Kneel Armstrong'.
I was lying in bed last night watching Sports Center and my girl Julie waltzed in, kneeled down next to me and gave me a toe-curling Kneel Armstrong.
Kneel Armstrong by Shav_Glephic June 23, 2012
kneel before zod
One of the greatest catchphrases of all time. Most recently said on Smallville, after Zod possessed Lex.
kneel before zod by Adrian November 2, 2006
kneel piss
While playing soccer, kneeling down and pretending to tie your shoe while actually pissing out the bottom of your shorts.
Damien: "Man I couldn't hold it any longer out there coach so I had to take a kneel piss."
Coach: "Yeah I think your mom caught it on camera."
Coach: "Yeah I think your mom caught it on camera."
kneel piss by RayFab October 17, 2006
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