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the best person to hang out with, the second coming of Christ

Empatch: sup
literally everyone OMG I LOVE YOU

empatch by Carsonis_cool July 26, 2021

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Empatch

The Coolest Person to ever walk on planet earth. Literally Jesus. the second coming of Christ

Empatch: Exists

Everyone: DSOFVHUFYDBG8YFGRTHVFGNBHRTENBHD8YVBSDYFBSDHUBFUSYBFUSBFYUSVBFHBVSDUFVASY7VSDGYUVFSYDVF8TSVDFY7SBDFBSDYFBSDY8VBFS7TDVF7S8DGF7SDBGF7YSBDFYBSDYFBSDYFBSEY7BFY7SDBFY7SDFY7SV7YFVS7YFVS7D OMG IS THAT EMPATCH

Empatch by Carsonis_cool October 2, 2021

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empatch • Empathy • empath • Empathetic • Empathosphere • empathighs • Empached • empacher • Empachoation • Empathagoguerist

Empachoation

When a person eats too much and gets too bloated to the point of almost barfing but not quite there yet. It's super close though.

Prof Shamon: oh I better stop eating too much McSpicy, I think i got empachoation.

Empachoation by Oxxy_Montalvy November 15, 2016

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Empathy Boner

An erection that inexplicably appears when consoling someone.

I held her closely as she cried, hoping she wouldn't notice my raging empathy boner.

Empathy Boner by Sirencio April 16, 2012

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Empathetic Prostate

One's prostate gland reacting to someone's descriptions of painful experiences, or a reaction to the sight of someone elses painful experience. This is a dull, almost tingly sensation that lasts a few seconds and then disappears into the ether. Depending on the duration and magnitude of the sensation, this could be the equivalent of your prostate crying uncontrollably, or just emitting a concerned sigh.

My wife told me about her mom's varicose vein surgury, and I almost doubled-over from prostate empathy.

Empathetic Prostate by Acebinkley September 6, 2005

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Empathicide

A condition arising when you empathize so strongly with a friend's problems you actually end up feeling suicidal yourself.

My God! Did you hear what happened to Chrissie??? I feel so bad for her I actually feel like committing empathicide.

Empathicide by Swangirl December 29, 2010

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Empathetic Bowel Movement

An empathetic bowel movement is when a person, usually a male, has an extremely tough bowel movement, leading to extreme empathy and sympathy towards women who are active in the birthing process.

Oh man this is such an empathetic bowel movement. I love all women giving birth right now.

Empathetic Bowel Movement by quagblar December 8, 2013