empatch 

the best person to hang out with, the second coming of Christ

Empatch: sup
literally everyone OMG I LOVE YOU

empatch by Carsonis_cool July 26, 2021

Empatch 

The Coolest Person to ever walk on planet earth. Literally Jesus. the second coming of Christ

Empatch: Exists

Everyone: DSOFVHUFYDBG8YFGRTHVFGNBHRTENBHD8YVBSDYFBSDHUBFUSYBFUSBFYUSVBFHBVSDUFVASY7VSDGYUVFSYDVF8TSVDFY7SBDFBSDYFBSDY8VBFS7TDVF7S8DGF7SDBGF7YSBDFYBSDYFBSDYFBSEY7BFY7SDBFY7SDFY7SV7YFVS7YFVS7D OMG IS THAT EMPATCH

Empatch by Carsonis_cool October 2, 2021

Empachoation 

When a person eats too much and gets too bloated to the point of almost barfing but not quite there yet. It's super close though.

Prof Shamon: oh I better stop eating too much McSpicy, I think i got empachoation.

Empachoation by Oxxy_Montalvy November 15, 2016

Empathy Boner 

An erection that inexplicably appears when consoling someone.

I held her closely as she cried, hoping she wouldn't notice my raging empathy boner.

Empathy Boner by Sirencio April 16, 2012

Empathetic Prostate 

One's prostate gland reacting to someone's descriptions of painful experiences, or a reaction to the sight of someone elses painful experience. This is a dull, almost tingly sensation that lasts a few seconds and then disappears into the ether. Depending on the duration and magnitude of the sensation, this could be the equivalent of your prostate crying uncontrollably, or just emitting a concerned sigh.

My wife told me about her mom's varicose vein surgury, and I almost doubled-over from prostate empathy.

Empathetic Prostate by Acebinkley September 6, 2005

Empathicide 

A condition arising when you empathize so strongly with a friend's problems you actually end up feeling suicidal yourself.

My God! Did you hear what happened to Chrissie??? I feel so bad for her I actually feel like committing empathicide.

Empathicide by Swangirl December 29, 2010

Empathetic Bowel Movement

An empathetic bowel movement is when a person, usually a male, has an extremely tough bowel movement, leading to extreme empathy and sympathy towards women who are active in the birthing process.

Oh man this is such an empathetic bowel movement. I love all women giving birth right now.

Empathetic Bowel Movement by quagblar December 8, 2013