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Emobathe 

Codeword for "I'm gonna go take a quick dump and then hastily masterbate in your shower because the couch in the living room that I'm staying on right now isn't really conducive to that, for me, right now, especially. "
I can comfortably admit, that I found it crucial to emobathe 11 times today, I mean who hasn't spent an afternoon marinading in the spoils of their own imagination?
Emobathe by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020
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A whining, depressed, self defeatist. Best used by Transformers fans, or Transfans, because the king emobot was Rodimus Prime.
Man, did you hear Rodimus talking to himself how he'll never live up to Optimus Prime? What an emobot
emobot by ObiJay September 9, 2003
A person who masterbates with an element of emo-ness to it. Common practise for a girl would be to use knives or other sharp items to masterbate with, giving pleasure and pain simultaneously.
1. That girl carmen, emobates!
2. Those dutch girls, are such emobaters!
3. I hate people who practice emobation.
emobation by Nitesh P October 24, 2008
To masturbate while cutting yourself and crying, just to prove how hardcore you are. You aren't hardcore if you don't Emobate.
I Emobate all the time, usually my boyfriend is fucking my ass and cutting himself. We are hardcore.
Emobate by EmoMan183628735 April 17, 2005
emotional outbursts from a player of world of warcraft
hunter: omg guys on the mark!
rogue: wow emobolt
emobolt by sightless December 9, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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