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Emoboat

A place in which you seem to be stuck having nothing but drama and sadness and despair... just because there's no where else to go.
God damnit man! Get off that Emoboat, and stop your whining! Fucking emo kid!
by Robert Ispep January 26, 2009
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Emobathe

Codeword for "I'm gonna go take a quick dump and then hastily masterbate in your shower because the couch in the living room that I'm staying on right now isn't really conducive to that, for me, right now, especially. "
I can comfortably admit, that I found it crucial to emobathe 11 times today, I mean who hasn't spent an afternoon marinading in the spoils of their own imagination?
by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020
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emobot

A whining, depressed, self defeatist. Best used by Transformers fans, or Transfans, because the king emobot was Rodimus Prime.
Man, did you hear Rodimus talking to himself how he'll never live up to Optimus Prime? What an emobot
by ObiJay September 9, 2003
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emobation

A person who masterbates with an element of emo-ness to it. Common practise for a girl would be to use knives or other sharp items to masterbate with, giving pleasure and pain simultaneously.
1. That girl carmen, emobates!
2. Those dutch girls, are such emobaters!
3. I hate people who practice emobation.
by Nitesh P October 24, 2008
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Emobate

To masturbate while cutting yourself and crying, just to prove how hardcore you are. You aren't hardcore if you don't Emobate.
I Emobate all the time, usually my boyfriend is fucking my ass and cutting himself. We are hardcore.
by EmoMan183628735 April 17, 2005
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emobolt

hunter: omg guys on the mark!
rogue: wow emobolt
by sightless December 9, 2008
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