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Emobathe 

Codeword for "I'm gonna go take a quick dump and then hastily masterbate in your shower because the couch in the living room that I'm staying on right now isn't really conducive to that, for me, right now, especially. "
I can comfortably admit, that I found it crucial to emobathe 11 times today, I mean who hasn't spent an afternoon marinading in the spoils of their own imagination?
Emobathe by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020
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An obese white trash, gangster wanna be. A woman who is uneducated and uses vulgar language frequently despite where she is. (Church, work, elementary schools ect) A woman who has multiple baby daddies, does not work to support her children and lives of welfare and public assistance. Often times she can be found lounging on her front poarch, braless and yelling things like "Are you Fucking serious". A woman who takes Facebook pictures featuring her dirty, unsanitary house as the backdrop, her boobs hanging out and her children often in the background. Frequently found complaining and making fake illnesses to be the center of attention. A dirty twat.
Man, did you see that chick? She was a total EmBates! Trashy
EmBates by Sirfumanchu May 11, 2013
A person who masterbates with an element of emo-ness to it. Common practise for a girl would be to use knives or other sharp items to masterbate with, giving pleasure and pain simultaneously.
1. That girl carmen, emobates!
2. Those dutch girls, are such emobaters!
3. I hate people who practice emobation.
emobation by Nitesh P October 24, 2008

Emobalemo 

being emo and balemic at the same time...
Being Jenna, eating chocolate and puking it up afterwards while cutting urself
Emobalemo by ez3kiel February 6, 2005

Emolateral 

"Miles is an emolateral"
Emolateral by Miles Cooper December 24, 2008