Weed stored ONLY for emergency purposes such as:
1) If there is ever a drought...
2) If (or when) your parents catch your stash -- because they
almost always find your pot at some point in time, whether your thirteen or thirty years old -
it doesn't matter, they'll find your sizzle somehow/someway.
3) If you get robbed
4) If the cops confiscate your MJ
5) If your
girlfriend breaks up with you and takes the kids...and the weed
Jay: Dude, I
heard you got pulled over by
the cops and they took all your pot!
Ant: Duuuuuude, don't worry, man. I have my emergenweed at home.
Jay: Sweet.
Let's smoke some weed.