Emergenseed 

Premature ejaculant. The goo left behind by a male who became overly excited during sexual activity.

"All I did was touch Brian's leg and he filled his pants with emergenseed. Pathetic."

Emergenseed by BConnelly84 August 5, 2016

Emergenweed 

Weed stored ONLY for emergency purposes such as:

1) If there is ever a drought...
2) If (or when) your parents catch your stash -- because they almost always find your pot at some point in time, whether your thirteen or thirty years old - it doesn't matter, they'll find your sizzle somehow/someway.
3) If you get robbed
4) If the cops confiscate your MJ
5) If your girlfriend breaks up with you and takes the kids...and the weed

Jay: Dude, I heard you got pulled over by the cops and they took all your pot!
Ant: Duuuuuude, don't worry, man. I have my emergenweed at home.
Jay: Sweet. Let's smoke some weed.

Emergenweed by Louie Lupo July 30, 2011

Emergenpee

A sudden intense need to urinate; a pee emergency

Wife: Oh no, emergenpee!
Husband: Quick someone help this woman!

Emergenpee by legendsword2 January 4, 2014