emergenize
emergenize by emergenize April 17, 2016
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emergence
emergence by tomorrowtomorrow July 15, 2018
Emergenweed
Weed stored ONLY for emergency purposes such as:
1) If there is ever a drought...
2) If (or when) your parents catch your stash -- because they almost always find your pot at some point in time, whether your thirteen or thirty years old - it doesn't matter, they'll find your sizzle somehow/someway.
3) If you get robbed
4) If the cops confiscate your MJ
5) If your girlfriend breaks up with you and takes the kids...and the weed
1) If there is ever a drought...
2) If (or when) your parents catch your stash -- because they almost always find your pot at some point in time, whether your thirteen or thirty years old - it doesn't matter, they'll find your sizzle somehow/someway.
3) If you get robbed
4) If the cops confiscate your MJ
5) If your girlfriend breaks up with you and takes the kids...and the weed
Jay: Dude, I heard you got pulled over by the cops and they took all your pot!
Ant: Duuuuuude, don't worry, man. I have my emergenweed at home.
Jay: Sweet. Let's smoke some weed.
Ant: Duuuuuude, don't worry, man. I have my emergenweed at home.
Jay: Sweet. Let's smoke some weed.
Emergenweed by Louie Lupo July 30, 2011
Nip Nip Emergence
Nip Nip Emergence (n)
Nip Nip Emergence is what happens when a woman gets cold and/or wet and/or has a bad bra.
Nip Nip, as in nipples, and emergence as in a combination of emergency and emerging.
Nip Nip Emergence is what happens when a woman gets cold and/or wet and/or has a bad bra.
Nip Nip, as in nipples, and emergence as in a combination of emergency and emerging.
1. Person 1: Dude! Is this a good bra or a bad bra?
Person 2: Bad bra! You have some nip nip emergence going on!
2. Person 1: Damn! I'm soaked and freezing!
Person 2: Yeah, I could tell by the nip nip emergence.
Person 2: Bad bra! You have some nip nip emergence going on!
2. Person 1: Damn! I'm soaked and freezing!
Person 2: Yeah, I could tell by the nip nip emergence.
Nip Nip Emergence by Tango December 10, 2004
emergence
Synthetic idealism; synthetic nihilism; meta-nihilism.
Self-organized criticality; scale invariance; continuum.
Aesthetic and desire as a momentum from future to past.
Futurekampf.
Self-organized criticality; scale invariance; continuum.
Aesthetic and desire as a momentum from future to past.
Futurekampf.
emergence by sandraxine June 25, 2018
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