Emched means screwed up, tangled, a mess, scrambled, much like FUBAR
This paperwork is all emched up!

He has emched up the deal...it never will work now!

Emching something up is like shredding an original document!
by Sagacious Tormentor April 28, 2009
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a womanizer, or player, who believes none of his myriad of current girlfriends will eventually meet or learn of each other's existence
That goddamn emch used the same pick-up line on me!

I should have known he was an emch.. always working late and smelling like he'd just had a shower!
by noddasucka October 27, 2006
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Hot, Sexy, Sweet, smart, talented, funny, charming guy!!
Girl: omg.. your just like matt emch
guy: thanks!!
by i ♥ matt January 11, 2009
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