Emched

Emched means screwed up, tangled, a mess, scrambled, much like FUBAR

This paperwork is all emched up!

He has emched up the deal...it never will work now!

Emching something up is like shredding an original document!

by Sagacious Tormentor April 28, 2009

etched

To drink yourself retarded, not of your own doing.

Atilla "Etch" Ecsedy etched me last night!

Help me I'm etched and cannot get up!

by ninja694evar March 11, 2007

Duo Etched

To ditch and divorce a significant other, usually due to infidelity, in a harsh and unforgiving fashion.

Bob duo etched Karen hard when he found out she had been sleeping with his best friend.

by supernowa March 25, 2019

etched

to be wasted or just really drunk/ stoned

last night i was so etched, i must have done like 20 shots

by mchl711 January 28, 2006

esched

To be royally fucked unjustly.

Her: "So, my soon to be ex had his attorney send me another wacky settlement offer that he calls a 'bookend' offer."

Me: "Yeah, I read it. Call it 'bookending,' double penetration, whatever. But, babe--you have been Esched."

by Just a concerned friend April 8, 2015

emCHEATINGpowerment

When you send your musty funky bits to other people, in picture format, but you don't want to feel guilty about cheating on your husband.

I'm not unfaithful to my husband. It's emCHEATINGpowerment.

by Brians_Invisible_Chin January 14, 2023