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To drink yourself retarded, not of your own doing.
Atilla "Etch" Ecsedy etched me last night!

Help me I'm etched and cannot get up!
etched by ninja694evar March 11, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
to be wasted or just really drunk/ stoned
last night i was so etched, i must have done like 20 shots
etched by mchl711 January 28, 2006
Related Words

Duo Etched

To ditch and divorce a significant other, usually due to infidelity, in a harsh and unforgiving fashion.
Bob duo etched Karen hard when he found out she had been sleeping with his best friend.
Duo Etched by supernowa March 25, 2019
Emched means screwed up, tangled, a mess, scrambled, much like FUBAR
This paperwork is all emched up!

He has emched up the deal...it never will work now!

Emching something up is like shredding an original document!
Emched by Sagacious Tormentor April 28, 2009

ETHed Up 

To get your social media account hacked by cryptobros desperate to draw attention to their dying market. On Twitter, this usually results in your account getting suspended for spam since ETHed up accounts use bots to try and @ every single user on the site.
Evidently, a fate worse than death.
"Dude did you hear about Butch Hartman?"
"Yeah, dudes acc got ETHed up"
"what"
ETHed Up by Long Sohn Jilvers April 10, 2022

Philippe Etchebest 

Gordon Ramsay but he's french and bald
No one can pronounce Philippe Etchebest:

Do you know Philippe Echhte... Esbtch... Echbst... the very talented cook ?

etchells 

Usually the most gorgeous And intelligent girl to walk the planet, she knows everything and isn't afraid to put you in your place, she will have eyes that captivate you and a smile that consumes you. If an etchells loves you, your the luckiest person alive.
Wow that girl is beautiful, she must be an etchells.
etchells by GoGo gadget March 18, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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