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to be wasted or just really drunk/ stoned
last night i was so etched, i must have done like 20 shots
etched by mchl711 January 28, 2006
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Duo Etched

To ditch and divorce a significant other, usually due to infidelity, in a harsh and unforgiving fashion.
Bob duo etched Karen hard when he found out she had been sleeping with his best friend.
Duo Etched by supernowa March 25, 2019
Emched means screwed up, tangled, a mess, scrambled, much like FUBAR
This paperwork is all emched up!

He has emched up the deal...it never will work now!

Emching something up is like shredding an original document!
Emched by Sagacious Tormentor April 28, 2009

ETHed Up 

To get your social media account hacked by cryptobros desperate to draw attention to their dying market. On Twitter, this usually results in your account getting suspended for spam since ETHed up accounts use bots to try and @ every single user on the site.
Evidently, a fate worse than death.
"Dude did you hear about Butch Hartman?"
"Yeah, dudes acc got ETHed up"
"what"
ETHed Up by Long Sohn Jilvers April 10, 2022

Philippe Etchebest 

Gordon Ramsay but he's french and bald
No one can pronounce Philippe Etchebest:

Do you know Philippe Echhte... Esbtch... Echbst... the very talented cook ?

etchells 

Usually the most gorgeous And intelligent girl to walk the planet, she knows everything and isn't afraid to put you in your place, she will have eyes that captivate you and a smile that consumes you. If an etchells loves you, your the luckiest person alive.
Wow that girl is beautiful, she must be an etchells.
etchells by GoGo gadget March 18, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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