esched 

To be royally fucked unjustly.

Her: "So, my soon to be ex had his attorney send me another wacky settlement offer that he calls a 'bookend' offer."

Me: "Yeah, I read it. Call it 'bookending,' double penetration, whatever. But, babe--you have been Esched."

esched by Just a concerned friend April 8, 2015

Eschew Obfuscation, Espouse Elucidation 

An ironic statement that means avoid ambiguity and adopt clarity. It's ironic because it is hypocritical.

Instead of saying eschew obfuscation, espouse elucidation, Mary just told us to avoid confusion and be clear.

Eschew Obfuscation, Espouse Elucidation by Alicat III November 6, 2009

Eschelbacheran 

1. (adj) of or pertaining to one who has mad physics game
2. (adj) sarcastic and sassy

Wow, his physics prowess is almost eschelbacheran.

Eschelbacheran by PhysicsPro March 20, 2010

eschew

To avoid, dodge, evade.

Peter eschewed the sting of Lois' bitter retort.

eschew by Larstait November 14, 2003

eschersexual 

A word to describe any sex act or position which seems to defy understanding and physical limitations; something that seems to require you to bend in ways that simply don't exist.

"It was so eschersexual; she pulled her legs up behind her head... then flipped, so that her arms were in there too somehow, and I think my leg was in her mouth or something. I'd draw you a diagram, but I don't know how to even picture it."

eschersexual by TQC May 18, 2008

etched

To drink yourself retarded, not of your own doing.

Atilla "Etch" Ecsedy etched me last night!

Help me I'm etched and cannot get up!

etched by ninja694evar March 11, 2007

Eschergirl 

A term popularized by the tumblr blog of the same name, an Eschergirl refers to any figure (typically female and typically within comics) drawn in a "sexy" pose that defies sense both in anatomy as well as narrative. Harkening back to the dizzying designs of Escher, these girls are also impossible.

Basically every picture of Psylocke ever.
Let's see...can see both boobs and full butt, one leg seems to be coming out of her crotch and the other one doesn't seem to be attached, her boobs are coming out of her collar and look like they're about to fly away, AND she's wearing a bikini in the middle of a blizzard. Yup, Eschergirl.

Eschergirl by An Electric Fan December 7, 2012