The act of weaving "bro" words into an otherwise normal conversation as an outlet for latent homosexuality.
Dude, is that chick a bro call?
Hey man, check out that bro call, straight ahead.
Shut up with all of that embrodery, I am not in to that.
Hey man, check out that bro call, straight ahead.
Shut up with all of that embrodery, I am not in to that.
by 999999999999999999999999999999 April 3, 2009
Get the Embrodery mug.A traditional art form that involves using a needle and thread to put decorative designs on fabric. Nowadays it is most often done with a machine to put the logos of shitty sports teams on hats.
(not to be confused with cross stitch)
(not to be confused with cross stitch)
Ronald: Wow Annie I love the design on that hoodie you're wearing
Annie: Thanks its embroidered
Ronald: That's awesome embroidery is such an underappreciated art form that needs more recognition
Annie: Thanks its embroidered
Ronald: That's awesome embroidery is such an underappreciated art form that needs more recognition
by ceebee-bruh November 24, 2022
Get the embroidery mug.Where someone has a cut on their skin, and someone takes a shit on the cut.
After a while of the scabbing, the shit is stained underneath the skin, like a shit tattoo. Anal Embroidery.
After a while of the scabbing, the shit is stained underneath the skin, like a shit tattoo. Anal Embroidery.
Jake: Hey! Where'd you get that rad tattoo?!
James: My ex gave it to me! She had a Butter Chicken and was firing like a fucking machine gun!
Jake: Oh! Anal Embroidery!
James: My ex gave it to me! She had a Butter Chicken and was firing like a fucking machine gun!
Jake: Oh! Anal Embroidery!
by pixel135 May 27, 2013
Get the Anal Embroidery mug.What’s left of someone you used to know.
The way they used to hold me, compliment me, tell me they loved me, it’s all still there, it will never leave.
It’s embroidered in me.
They way they hit me, threw insults so easily, brought me down any chance they could. It’s all still there, it will never leave.
It’s embroidered in me.
The way they used to hold me, compliment me, tell me they loved me, it’s all still there, it will never leave.
It’s embroidered in me.
They way they hit me, threw insults so easily, brought me down any chance they could. It’s all still there, it will never leave.
It’s embroidered in me.
1:I love being around you, your presence always improves my mood.
You: thank you
2: you’re a waste of space, your presence is a bother and burden.
You: I’m sorry
It stay’s with you forever, embroidered in you.
You: thank you
2: you’re a waste of space, your presence is a bother and burden.
You: I’m sorry
It stay’s with you forever, embroidered in you.
by Enluvwhee March 25, 2023
Get the Embroidered mug.Slang term for a hymenorrhaphy, or a reconstruction of the hymen. It involves stitching up the broken pieces of the hymen (the vaginal membrane) or recreating an artificial hymen using vaginal lining. A less intrusive version of this procedure involves inserting a blood capsule into the vagina that will burst during intercourse.
This procedure is usually undergone to recreate a "proof of virginity" before a wedding.
This procedure is usually undergone to recreate a "proof of virginity" before a wedding.
Woman 1: "Shit, I'm getting married in a month! What will he say when he finds out I'm not a virgin?"
Woman 2: "Don't worry, just get an embroidery and you'll be fine."
Woman 2: "Don't worry, just get an embroidery and you'll be fine."
by Pseudo Nayme November 18, 2013
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