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A widely known fatty who is said to inhabit the Southern Coast of England. He is know for collecting badgers willies and putting tobacco up the bellend. He is known for his prize winning collection of children, as well as his extensive bulbous spongiform but most recognisable as a dandelion.

He is rumored to have clitori for eyez.
When alarmed he let's out a cry similar to that of a car engine starting up.

This name has become a common colloquial term that applies to people who come from the Southern Coast.
'Stop being a silly Ekins!'
Ekins by Charles J. Glenningham Jr. December 14, 2008
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Rylie Ekins 

She is that fat hoe in the friend group. She tries to steel everyones man. She also thinks she is soooooooo thicccc when he really is flater then a wall honey.
"Rylie Ekins is a hoe ,don't be a rylie"
Rylie Ekins by kkz1230 March 7, 2020
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Einsturzende Neubauten 

Einsturzende Neubauten ("Imploding/Collapsing New Buildings") formed in Berlin, Germany on April 1, 1980, as part of the 'Die Geniale Dillentanten', which was formed to break down all musical conventions.

Many of the members have included Blixa Bargeld. N.U. Unruh, F.M. Einheit, Alexander Van Borsig, Mark Chung, and Rudi Moser, just to name a few (their band line-up is practically a revolving-door complex in some ways)

They are true pioneers of Industrial, generally using and playing real instruments rather than recording them digitally.
1. EN - Not your generic, Industrial act: very Experimental and Avant-Garde

2. Albums include:
"Kollaps" (1981)
"Drawings of Patient O.T" (1983)
"Halber Mensch" (1985)
"Five on the Open-ended Richter Scale" (1987)
"Haus der Luge" (1989)
"Tabula Rasa" (1993)
"Ende Neu" (1996)
"Silence is Sexy" (2000)
"Perpetuum Mobile" (2004)

And many others...

Benjamin Einstein 

What you would call a stupid person to make them feel better about themselves.
Albert said, "Yeah I told him he was a regular Benjamin Einstein. He got a big smile on his face and thanked me."
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"

dirty einstein 

when a guy fucks himself in the ass...
After I divorced Gina, I figured out how to dirty einstein and voila!
dirty einstein by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013

einsteining 

I can't talk now, I'm einsteining. I have a big test tomorrow.
einsteining by Jesse Moyer April 11, 2007
The true manga boi. Someone who excessively watches anime. Whom you would call senpai. An einshine dyes their hair to look sexier.
The Anime Man's sidekick is such an einshine.
einshine by ( ̄(工) ̄) June 28, 2016