einstein

A german who posseses great wisdom and incredible bounts of sexiness . he also rips his school pants and makes them into shorts on the odd occasion or two. Nonetheless a sexy beast wanted by all and who cannot be accessed by crane because all cranes are too small to deal with his beautiful physical and metaphysical entirety.

Rad: WOW LOOK AT THAT EINSTEIN!

by radical1234 November 08, 2011

einstein

Refering to brain, dome, or a blow job.

Man, that chick give good einstein.
You should get einstein from that girl.

by Michael Roldan July 20, 2008

einstein

When you hold your hand on your penis like your going to jerk off. Then your partner or friend grabs your arm and does the jerking motion for you.

I wanted to have my girlfriend jerk me off but she was to prude so i made her give me an Einstein.

by Urbanski8940 June 13, 2009

einstein

brain; head; blowjob

Gimmie dat einstein.

by ilovebdf November 17, 2010

einstein

smart, adorable, and religious asian guy. einstein's are known for spiked hair and hollister clothing.

Girl: I saw an Einstein the other day, and I nearly melted.

by tehfruiit November 11, 2008

einstein

either the smartest or dumbest man on earth

einstein's iq is:

99999

or

-99999

by FishyFrog May 20, 2022

einsteining

Being studious, studying, doing homework.

I can't talk now, I'm einsteining. I have a big test tomorrow.

by Jesse Moyer April 11, 2007