ekans

the act of being extremely cool.

Whose Ekans? Im EKANS!

by BEAVIS da REMIS June 16, 2008

ekans

A mans genitalia.

"I wouldn't sleep with him, Anthony has a minuscule ekans."

by Apache Rose August 22, 2009

ekans

1. a pokemon, commonly used by Jessie from team rocket.

2. snake backwards

1. Jessie: "Ekans, GO!!!!"

2. man 1: "Hey, I wonder what snake backwards is...."
man2: "Dude, it's ekans!!!!!!"

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz June 29, 2004

EKANS

Snake backwards

Hey br-
EKANS
what?…

by Α January 24, 2022

Swift Like the Ekans

Being as swift, yet not as epic, as an Ekans. Also a Halo term for assassination from above.

Courtney: Man jarred was swift like the ekans last night.
Jacie: Yea he was, he just kept jumping down and killing us.
Jarred: Thats cuz im swift like the Ekans.

by Lyfial April 1, 2009

Leaky Ekans

Leaky Ekans : Adjective
A leaky ekans is when a biological male cums and their penis continues to leak cum for upwards of 1 hour. This is a common occurrence amongst the most Alpha of all Alpha males.

Did you hear what George did last night? He had sex with the big breasted bimbo at the bar. He came all over her big fake titties and had a Leaky Ekans for a half an hour. He's such an Alpha male!

by Nantuko January 10, 2025

Chris Evans

the daddiest of all the famous chrises.

chris evans is a daddy. periodt.

by gothgillian May 25, 2019