by Ray Edwardo Carmeno November 29, 2010
Get the Ejert mug.by anonymous October 31, 2018
Get the Everton Prime mug.The utterance of any phrase, mid coitus, with the intent of ending said sexual act as rapidly as possible.
As Sean had Shannon bent over the couch he went for the ejector seat maneuver by asking her: 'you don't mind that I'm just using you for sex here, do you?' - Shannon went ballistic . . . . . .
by axeman6980 October 13, 2010
Get the Ejector seat mug.One of the most lovely British actors to exist. A beautiful Welsh man who deserves more than this world has to offer.
by Not Taron Egerton November 11, 2017
Get the taron egerton mug.The opposite of Deus Ex Machina. Translates to "the demon machine." Occurs in movies when a good guy is killed for no reason.
by His_Name_Is_Zabo December 22, 2007
Get the everto ex machina mug.The act of a standing 69 in which you also penetrate the anal sphincter by giving the "two thumbs down" rating. This may be given in the event of a poor effort regarding the lower half of the standing 69. Or straight boredom. Also can be referred to as simply "The Ebert". Patent pending on the "Ebert and Roper".
Brought the spinner home from the bar. She had the oral ability of a teething todler. In response to her lack of skill during our standing 69 session, I decided to rate her performance by giving the "two thumbs down" rating, thus invoking the Roger Ebert.
by Drunk guys at the bar September 10, 2011
Get the The Roger Ebert mug.Games played after gorging one's self on food. Perfect for the family get togethers, tailgate parties, or even after a trip to the Golden Corral with friends. Typical games include horse shoes, bean bags, or for the ambitious, darts.
Aunt Bev, that was a great Thanksgiving meal! I'm stuffed! It's time for some games of minimal exertion. Uncle Cletus, let's go throw some horse shoes!
by wheredidmypantsgo November 25, 2010
Get the Games of minimal exertion mug.